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  1. Rec 32

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    As our heroine moves into her new home, she uncovers a dark secret; the apartment’s previous resident—a young man murdered in his own house—lingers, his soul unable to move on while his killer still runs free. Sparks fly as the two of them must learn to work together to unravel a decades old mystery, catch a killer, and maybe find love on the way…?

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    You move into your new apartment, start a pissing contest with a ghost, and get a bit more than you bargain for in your attempt to help your ghostly roommate cross to the other side and leave your Netflix account alone.

    [Updates once a month.]

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    18 Nov 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO funny

  2. Rec 9

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    It would be an easy mission, Princess Zelda said. Just a quick trip to Gerudo Town, no big deal. It probably wasn't going to end up being anything anyways, so it was almost like a vacation, she said.

    So explain this: you enter Gerudo Town, piss of the citizens, uncover a secret and find the long lost bearer of the Triforce of Courage. Now you're forced to convince the chief to let you take said bearer--and the first gerudo male in hundreds of years--back to the castle.

    And that's just the first day.

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    13 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What more could u from a reader than a sexy knight who just wants to clock in and out

  3. Rec *

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    The intricacies of war is something you do not know much of. You’ve been told it starts quietly, that war never begins with the trading of blows and bloodshed. In truth, you never really quite understood what that meant, but then you suppose you weren’t meant to. Politics wasn’t on your curriculum, traded out with sewing and painting and other useless commodities.

    But still, you’d heard about the unrest to the south, the rumors of dissent and the anti-capitol posters. You’d wondered, at the time, if that was what people meant. If you could trace back to the first protest, the first whisper of treason, would you be able to pinpoint the exact moment a war became an inevitability?

    The capitol gates come crashing down with an explosion of gunpowder and debris.

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    17 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It’s back ❤️😚

  4. Rec 4

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    “I guess I just surpassed the limit of how many times another man can make you hard and still be straight.”

    “There’s a limit?”

    “Three, I think, according to the rulebook.”

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    Seducing Your Hot Med Student Friend Through Art

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    02 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Seeing Jasper described as a hot med student is distantly surreal in a way I’m not sure I’ll ever get used to despite its objective truth here lol but this fic is a long time fave of mine and I’m so glad it’s seeing the fresh air of ao3 instead of sitting cooped up in my ‘recently visited’ docs. I recommend this wholeheartedly.

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    A timid, struggling art student starts to suffer from disturbing nightmares and visions. Unsure if it's mental health or something weirder in nature, all she knows is that something is assaulting her in her dreams. Something is stalking her while she's awake. Something is messing with her body and mind. Decaying her. Changing her. Teaching her how to express herself in violent, unstable ways.
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    A psychological horror story about an artist who finds inspiration, whether she wants to or not. Contains gore, sex, and surreal mindfuckery.

    On hiatus until further notice.

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    13 Dec 2022

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