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    “No,” Darth Vader says calmly. “I am your father.”

    My father is Anakin Skywalker, Luke thinks automatically. It’s trained into him through years of having only that as his one connection to his parents.

    “How…” Luke gasps. The rest of his sentence is taken over by his heaving lungs. The air’s just a little too thin up here.

    Given that his head is spinning so hard from the past several minutes that he’s on the verge of blacking out, and he’s never quite seen the Emperor’s feared commander as a human capable of reproduction, Luke thinks his following mistake is entirely justified.

    “…could you kill your husband?!” Luke yells.

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    “But back then," Dick says, "I was an awful child. I was just…the worst. Like you don’t understand, I was an unholy terror, when B asked–holy SHIT.”

    Or: Dick suddenly realizes why Bruce dropped the idea of adopting him. Hint: it's not because Bruce changed his mind.

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    Jason is only at this gala so that he can make $20,000 by pretending to be some rich asshole's son.

    He didn't account for the Wayne kids.

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    Jason doesn’t involve his family in his turf wars. He’s still Red Hood, still doesn’t regret the lives he’s taken. But that doesn’t mean he has to remind his family of vigilantes that he’s a drug lord–aka the sort of person they usually take off the streets.

    Luckily for him, his family involves themselves anyway.

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    “We’re collecting all the isms tonight,” Jason announces.

    To entertain themselves at a gala, the Batkids play bingo and a drinking game out of microaggressions. One sip for a basic, ignorant comment. Two sips for an underhanded insult. Three sips for multiple isms, and chug the glass if someone starts a fight.

    As the only one legally old enough to drink, Dick is gonna end up wasted by the end of the night. Barbara is gleefully keeping track of their bingo sheets from afar. Bruce did not sign up for this.

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