Ahavaa
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*shows up five years late with bad takes* anyways. some zombie sex.
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to keep it on
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Repost of old work, new chapters to come
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DC: okay, we set up basically infinite ridiculous alternate worlds and time travel nonsense, but what if we condensed it to to one world with strict rules? is that what you like? surely this will be more fun?
me: anyways, terrible idea, but you're saying now one dude is stuck with the bajillion memories of all his other selves and that sucks a lot. What do you mean 1/1 chapters, this is gonna get weird and comprehensive. I can compromise.
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the best thing about time travel is that none of this happened (except the parts that did)
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world's longest yeah boi by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2025
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A wildly premature wife plot strikes Shen Qingqiu out of nowhere, incidentally granting him the opportunity to change the upcoming plot at the relatively low cost of his cherry. He has the wrong crisis about it.
In the aftermath, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect take the evidence they've been granted, reach perfectly plausible conclusions, and somehow manage to run with them in the best possible direction.
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23 Feb 2025
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Heart of Ice: A Franklin Expedition Dating Sim by ClockworkCourier, mothicalcreatures
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018), Heart of Ice: A Franklin Expedition Dating Sim
13 Jul 2020
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Born at SEA on an IMMIGRANT SHIP, future PROLETARIAT HERO ROBERT FUCKS rose above his LOWLY STATION as PROFESSIONAL FISH HEAD EATER to eat things like GROSS CANNED FOOD and HARDTACK.
If you have a taste for MUTTONCHOPS and GELLED MEAT, the NAVY is for you! Turns out, ROBERT FUCKS likes both of those things! The NAVY was practically MADE FOR HIM!
He is a known TWUNK.
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Bilbo Baggins is not fond of company, and even less so of the company of children. Unfortunately, events conspire to force him into taking in two lost dwarf children with nowhere else to go. Eventually, their parents are bound to come for them, of that Bilbo is sure, and when they do, he'll be able to return to his quiet life.
Little does he know...
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20 Jan 2021
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Matt knows it says something about him that he enjoys hearing people beg.
The one where Matt has Foggy wear a remote-controlled plug into the office.
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He moves his mouth a few times, soundlessly - a sure sign that he's working out what to say and doesn't think Foggy will like it. "I, uh, I...remember how I told you I was a demon?"
"That's pretty memorable," Foggy says, because, well.
"I…may have neglected to tell you what kind of demon I am," Matt says.
There are different kinds of demons? Matt's expression is nothing shy of abject terror, so Foggy makes a heroic effort and keeps his voice very calm. "What kind of demon are you, Matt?"
Matt gulps audibly. "An incubus."
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24 Aug 2015