Aliakim
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But just as the memories were swallowed and digested, she forgot it ever happened.
(TW: this is a vent, check tags)
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“I don’t know, Charlie. I don’t think I can do it. I don’t want to kiss just anyone.”
“Don’t you kiss people on the cheek like all the time?” Charlie said without looking up from his phone.
“Th-That doesn’t count! I just want to practice, is all. That way I can get good at kissing my beautiful, wonderous future wife,” Pim sighed happily. “I just need to practice with someone I know who would be willing to help my cause!”
Suddenly, an idea popped into Pim’s head. A very, possibly, bad idea.
“Maybe you could help me then?”
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Pim needs practice with kissing so he can please his future wife. And who better to help out than his best friend? It's not like anything else could happen...
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Sexual fantasies, as it turns out, are never a good idea.
Thoughts of that motherfucker swirled around in his head and sent pools of heat into his gut. He didn’t even want to count how many times now he had to leave a meeting with the other Vees because of wandering thoughts and an aching dick. It was infuriating.
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“I’m gonna hate myself for asking this, but…” Wolfwood lights another cigarette and places it in his mouth, “what’s got you all worked up anyways?”
Vash stared out at the distant sands before returning with a sheepish smile.
“...you?”
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Vash’s plant-like qualities make it so he’s unable to orgasm, so Wolfwood enlists himself to help.
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A Legendary Meeting by Aliakim
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother
09 Nov 2023
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Barney from HIMYM and Dennis from Always Sunny meet each other for the first time in Paddy’s Pub (where Barney shows up after being separated from Ted during their eventful trip to Philly.)
Please remembers that this is such a crack fic and I can write infinitely better than this
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The Vulture by CrayonQueen
Fandom: Original - Fandom, The Vulture - Fandom, vulture - Fandom
09 Sep 2025
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"Complying With Monsters Doesn't Protect You. It Just Protects Monsters."
Becoming a vulture is the most prestigous position in the cult of Fear, and Clarimonde achieved that years ago. Spending her days tending to the sick, she always kept her head down and out of controversy, focusing all her energy on the family she holds dear.
But as her worldview shatters, and her choices no longer protect those dearest to her, she finds herself in a crisis of faith. And perhaps, the apocalypse within a month's time.
She's just a vulture after all, frail and certainly no warrior. But as she scrambles to avert the world's fate, new knowledge and new forces make themselves known. And in her darkest moment, she finds strength she never knew she was capable of.
And a side of herself she never wanted to see.
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Bookmarked by Aliakim
18 Jun 2025
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After volunteering himself to accompany Pim to his sister's wedding, Charlie is forced to face some feelings he's been trying hard not to think about.
Obviously, this goes well and he doesn't do anything stupid.
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- Part 1 of (in my own way)
Bookmarked by Aliakim
04 Jun 2024
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Charlie and Pim navigate their feelings for each other — with some ups and downs, of course.
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Bookmarked by Aliakim
04 Jun 2024
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Please, again by sillynoodle for cantcoffee
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
17 Nov 2023
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Wolfwood kisses Vash for the first time, but maybe he shouldn't...
Bookmarked by Aliakim
03 Jan 2024
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When Vash and Wolfwood sneak into JuLai, they decide they need a diversion—something that ends up striking a bit close to the heart.
Bookmarked by Aliakim
31 Dec 2023