Anjael



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    Astarion thought this stupid hot sauce show would last a season or two before it was cancelled. Ten years later, he’s still Cazador’s sidekick, taking potshots for laughs and enduring worse abuse when the cameras stop rolling.

    An upcoming guest—famed magician Gale Dekarios—has never seen an episode of Hot Mess, and he’s about to shake things up.

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    Aziraphale the Beautiful Stranger believes he’s psychic. His assistant, Crowley the Flash Bastard, makes it happen as his spiritual conduit and his (supposed) psychic connection. It’s a grand illusion that Crowley dedicates himself to continue—either until the end of days or Aziraphale comes to his senses, whichever comes first.

    AU post-Armageddon where fantasy world collides with reality (a bit of residual from Adam’s imagination). POV Aziraphale.

    Thank you to the incredible kongeriket-noregur for the beta and incredible suggestions. I appreciate all you do, especially now with our lives so crazy!

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    28 Jun 2020

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    “Goodnight, angel,” Crowley said slowly, and hung up the phone.  He bit his lip, hesitating.  Something had been… off about that call, right?  He wasn’t just imagining things, lonely after weeks of isolation?  Because he thought, maybe, that... that Aziraphale might be in trouble.

    Crowley stared down at Aziraphale’s contact photo, a slightly blurry picture of the beaming angel in front of the duck pond at Saint James’ park, and then muttered, “Fuck.” 

    He scrambled up from where he had been lounging on his throne, rounding his desk and rooting around in the drawer for something to write on.  He found an old notebook and a pen he had stolen the last time he went to the bank, and scribbled down at the top of the first clean page, HOW TO SAVE AZIRAPHALE FROM THE BASTARDS ANGELS HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE

     

    [Crowley jumps to conclusions and stages a dramatic rescue]

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    That was hilarious and heartwarming !

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    So, no. You will never get me on a nearly-as-fast-as-light ship. Because, conceptually, right? Conceptually, it is SO upsetting. Not time dilation. I’m not talking about time dilation. I’m talking about the fact that it goes sooo fast. I think nothing should go that fucking fast. And I’m a bit of a speed demon where I’m from! I got a ticket on the—one of the big truck roads, in Karhide, yeah? I guess what you’d call a highway? I got a ticket on the highway once. Twenty miles over the speed limit. (whistles) Fifty miles an hour. That wasn’t the speed limit, that’s how fast I was going. Real fast.

    (Crowd laughs)

    Oh, so you’re perverts AND insane? Cool.

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    31 Oct 2019

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    After being saved from a near-death experience, the least you can do is buy your rescuer a drink or two to say thanks.

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    26 Dec 2017