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    Spyder survives the Commonwealth's trap, and spends the Battle of Infernus in recovery. In the aftermath of the war, he begins to puzzle out the difference between loyalty and devotion. Emperor Schpood is, despite all evidence to the contrary, not actually an idiot.

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    Astarion’s coming to your tent every night with honeyed nothings on his tongue. Trouble is, you’re starting to smell hints of bullshit. The closer y’all get, the further apart you feel. And then there’s the fucking brainworm cult.

    These two losers must cheat, stab, and flirt their way to the heart of a cult. And to…whatever it is between them.

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    Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.

    It’s motherfucking aliens.

    Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.

    Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.

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    Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”

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    You were born to a Celestial mother and a human father, and you inherited your mother’s ability to heal and manipulate elements and energy. When Tony Stark saves you from a horrible fate, you are inadvertently taken under his wing, becoming some sort of a daughter figure to both him and Pepper Potts. One day, Agent Phil Coulson from S.H.I.E.L.D. arrives at the Stark Tower, bringing the Avengers’ Initiative back up. He comes bearing news: Director Nick Fury has declared war and you are tasked to defeat an entity that threatened to invade Earth, Loki Laufeyson.

    You immediately form a strange attachment to him, even though it pained you to admit it. What will become of you when the God of Mischief forms a fondness over you as well?

    MCU rewrite - nobody dies.

    Title is from 'imgonnagetyouback' by Taylor Swift

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    25 Dec 2024