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    "And what sort of story is Shizun's favorite?" Luo Binghe asks, not really caring about the answer. Luo Binghe's shizun is an air-headed man who hides his inanity behind his fan; surely, whatever it is that Shen Qingqiu deems to read in his free time, it must be something equally ridiculous and superficial. Probably romance, Luo Binghe thinks. Perhaps cultivation adventure stories where the hero always gets the girl and slays evil.

    Shen Qingqiu flips his fan open to hide his face. "Revenge stories," he replies.

    AU where Luo Binghe is raised by Tianlang-Jun. When Yue Qingyuan kills his father and seals his remains beneath Mount Bailu, Luo Binghe resolves to settle the score.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    “No one can be allowed to know,” Shen Qingqiu decrees. The clear, distinct way he speaks - like cracking a whip, Yue Qingyuan had once heard it described, and hadn’t been able to quite disagree although he had found it to be a touch harsh of a metaphor - sounds odd and a little disorienting, cloaked in his own voice. Yue Qingyuan’s voice.

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    Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan wake up in each other's bodies. They handle it poorly.

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    04 Jul 2025

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    In which a Master and a Padawan run into a Shizun and a... Sith?

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    28 Jun 2025

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    In the end, they resolve thusly: Luo Binghe is not planning to gain himself a harem of beautiful men, Yue Qingyuan is off the table although they can both privately admit to each other, as husbands, that they’ve thought about it with him, and Shen Qingqiu is, in fact, attracted to Liu Qingge, who is likely to reciprocate that interest.

    “So this disciple just needs to make sure Liu-shishu and I can get along as well,” Luo Binghe says when this has all been concluded. Shen Qingqiu is draped across his lap, Luo Binghe combing his fingers through his hair, both of them dressed for sleep. “Then we can share him like we share everything else.”

    Liu Qingge doesn't like Luo Binghe's cooking. This is making it very difficult for Luo Binghe to follow his five step plan to seduce the man.

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    25 Jun 2025

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    In the interest of fostering good relations between humans and demons, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect have been cordially invited to the wedding of the demon king of the North.

    This wouldn't be a problem if Shang Qinghua had gotten around to telling any of his martial siblings it was his wedding they'd be attending.

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    25 Jun 2025