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forgiveness is beyond our reach by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2025
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"And what sort of story is Shizun's favorite?" Luo Binghe asks, not really caring about the answer. Luo Binghe's shizun is an air-headed man who hides his inanity behind his fan; surely, whatever it is that Shen Qingqiu deems to read in his free time, it must be something equally ridiculous and superficial. Probably romance, Luo Binghe thinks. Perhaps cultivation adventure stories where the hero always gets the girl and slays evil.
Shen Qingqiu flips his fan open to hide his face. "Revenge stories," he replies.
AU where Luo Binghe is raised by Tianlang-Jun. When Yue Qingyuan kills his father and seals his remains beneath Mount Bailu, Luo Binghe resolves to settle the score.
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- 21/?
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09 Jul 2025
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and yours mine by Prim_the_Amazing for buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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“No one can be allowed to know,” Shen Qingqiu decrees. The clear, distinct way he speaks - like cracking a whip, Yue Qingyuan had once heard it described, and hadn’t been able to quite disagree although he had found it to be a touch harsh of a metaphor - sounds odd and a little disorienting, cloaked in his own voice. Yue Qingyuan’s voice.
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Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan wake up in each other's bodies. They handle it poorly.
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04 Jul 2025
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The Cultivating Force by esama
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2023
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In which a Master and a Padawan run into a Shizun and a... Sith?
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- 14/?
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28 Jun 2025
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Manger à Trois by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Nov 2024
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In the end, they resolve thusly: Luo Binghe is not planning to gain himself a harem of beautiful men, Yue Qingyuan is off the table although they can both privately admit to each other, as husbands, that they’ve thought about it with him, and Shen Qingqiu is, in fact, attracted to Liu Qingge, who is likely to reciprocate that interest.
“So this disciple just needs to make sure Liu-shishu and I can get along as well,” Luo Binghe says when this has all been concluded. Shen Qingqiu is draped across his lap, Luo Binghe combing his fingers through his hair, both of them dressed for sleep. “Then we can share him like we share everything else.”
Liu Qingge doesn't like Luo Binghe's cooking. This is making it very difficult for Luo Binghe to follow his five step plan to seduce the man.
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25 Jun 2025
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All I've Learned by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Apr 2025
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In the interest of fostering good relations between humans and demons, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect have been cordially invited to the wedding of the demon king of the North.
This wouldn't be a problem if Shang Qinghua had gotten around to telling any of his martial siblings it was his wedding they'd be attending.
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25 Jun 2025
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settle down with some old story by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 May 2025
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Shen Qingqiu has a bare moment of dismayed comprehension before Luo Binghe is moving again, releasing his hold on Xiu Ya only so that he can swirl around Shen Qingqiu in a blindingly fast movement, getting behind Shen Qingqiu and using his now-free right arm to pin Shen Qingqiu against him, Shen Qingqiu’s back to his chest.
“Caught you, Shizun,” Luo Binghe says in Shen Qingqiu’s ear, and then he tips them backward through the portal.
Two years after the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe reappears in the Human Realm—directly on Qing Jing Peak, in order to kidnap Shen Qingqiu to the Demon Realm. Little does Shen Qingqiu know, this isn’t the right Luo Binghe.
The Original Luo Binghe has finally, after years of searching, found a kind Shizun of his own to kidnap and keep in his own universe—and this time, no one is going to take Shizun from him.
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24 Jun 2025
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the (honey)moon represents my heart by funeralstrut
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2025
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On the first night of his honeymoon, Luo Binghe is struck by a curse that wipes his memories of the past day at midnight, every night. But it’s not all bad! In PIDW, the solution to this wifeplot curse was to give the victim the happiest day of their life—so Shen Qingqiu just needs to pamper Binghe for a day, right?! He was going to do that anyway!
…So why isn’t it working?
Is Shen Qingqiu really that bad at making his husband happy??
Written for the SVSSS 2024-25 Big Bang.
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03 Jun 2025
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damage control by shoutowo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2025
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Shen Qingqiu's first time is not a first time.
He isn't expecting that fact to have such disastrous effects.
(Luo Binghe falls out of love with Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu... well.)
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- 3/3
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01 Jun 2025
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Heavenly Demon, on internet by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jan 2025
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User: ShaHualingBraids / posted 17:33pm
@ItsBingheBitch SACRILEGE!!! SERIOUSLY, NOT EVEN A TAG??? NOT A CARD?? CAN SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SOME DATA ON THIS COSPLAYER???User: PeerlessCucumbersHusband / posted 17:36pm
This Lord does not understand what all the fuss is about. This Lord does not have social media, and he is not interested in having one. This Emperor only went to that convention as my A-Yuan's companion. He is all my priority. Cosplay is not important.User: BingheLover69 / posted 17:37pm
@PeerlessCucumbersHusband ?????? NO FUCKING WAY?????????After a convention and a video of a very good Luo Binghe cosplayer carrying Peerless Cucumber on his shoulder appears online, the fandom collapses in search of him. And chaos ensues.
Series
- Part 2 of Binggyuan Adventures in the Modern World
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31 May 2025
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The Bai Zhan War Cucumber by Boomchick
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Mar 2025
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When Shen Yuan transmigrates into Liu Qingge in the Lingxi caves, he's immediately confronted with a wild-eyed Shen Qingqiu trying desperately to save him.
That's weird and everything, but it doesn't mean Shen Yuan is just going to stand around and let the scum villain abuse his favorite protagonist!
Kidnapping disciples, making new friends, and changing the plot doesn't seem like too much trouble for one little Shen Yuan, but that doesn't mean he's prepared for Liu Mingyan...
Illustrated by the amazing Meri and Mothssoup!
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26 May 2025
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hollyhock and apricot by aaeph
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Apr 2025
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Shen Yuan is a simple herbalist living at the edge of town. Shen Jiu, his brother, tasks him with making a poison deadly enough to kill even the strongest of demons—deadly enough to kill the emperor.
Shen Yuan has never killed a demon before.
What better way to find out what works than by befriending the all too eager half-demon baker’s apprentice, Luo Binghe?
(Little does he know, Luo Binghe just so happens to be the emperor’s bastard son.)
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25 May 2025
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“So.” Ford drums his fingers on the car steering wheel. “This cross-state road trip. Is that, uh, part of the whole ‘making amends’ thing?”
“Nope.” Pops Bills, which is floating-triangle-pretending-to-be-a-car-freshener speak for yes, and you’re going to hate every minute of it.
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26 Apr 2025
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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
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25 Apr 2025
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Palimpsest by Azzandra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2023
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Yue Qingyuan has one giant blindspot as a sect leader, and that's Shen Qingqiu.
But now a curse has made him forget Shen Qingqiu, and that changes some things.
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14 Feb 2025
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I Want You To Be Happier by GooseRot for cultistry
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Sep 2023
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Shen Yuan has amnesia.
Good thing his husband is there to take care of him!
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Following a failed attempt to detonate his core in order to save Luo Binghe at Huayue City, Shen Qingqiu instead suffers a qi deviation and loses his memory.
Luo Binghe, in turn, loses his shit and steals him away for awhile.
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13 Feb 2025
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self-rationalisation by oronine
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
07 Nov 2021
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“Shut up, we have much more pressing matters at hand.” Han Sooyoung whispers aggravatingly. She turns back to Dokja, schooling her expression into something a bit more amicable before approaching him. “Hey kid, how old are you?”
“Um,” Dokja looks at her warily. “Fifteen.”
“You look eleven,” Yoo Joonghyuk squints, feeling an unnecessary urge to feed this child.
Yoo Joonghyuk meets Kim Dokja in the body of a child and realises a few things about their past.
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02 Feb 2025
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If this, this violence, this foolishness, these broken promises, this endless cycle of death and sacrifice and death and sacrifice and death and sacrifice—if this is the only thing that has ever looked to Kim Dokja like love, then Yoo Joonghyuk doesn’t want to know what he thinks of as hatred.
He doesn’t want to know how far he’d have to go, to make Kim Dokja hate him.
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(Or: Yoo Joonghyuk tries to make Kim Dokja hate him. It seems to be an impossible task.)
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02 Feb 2025
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[Message from the Universe: Kim Dokja Must Die] by jarofclay
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
11 Apr 2021
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Six months after returning to his original world-line, Kim Dokja almost dies (again).
A tragicomedic Final Destination-esque story featuring one dreamer in distress, his personal hero and his rightfully anxious family.
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02 Feb 2025
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shots (of espresso) to the heart by creaphen
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
03 Nov 2022
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“Can you put about ten shots of espresso in a cup?”
Yoo Jonghyuk stared blankly at the customer in front of him. He didn’t know how much caffeine was in this order, but he was sure that it was more than what the human body was meant to handle.
The man seemed to take his silence the wrong way. “Ah, sorry, that’s probably not allowed. How about two cups with five shots of espresso in each?”
That’s…still ten shots of espresso, changing the number of cups does nothing.
AKA the one where Yoo Jonghyuk is a broke college student and Kim Dokja is totally not his sugar daddy.
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01 Feb 2025
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letters to an unknown friend by creaphen
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
17 Jul 2022
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[I don’t understand your obsession with Kim Namwoon.]
Yoo Jonghyuk’s jaw dropped.
His obsession?
His obsession??
His??? Obsession???
Yoo Jonghyuk wasn’t the one who filled an entire notebook about the guy!!
“I’ll show you who’s obsessed,” Yoo Jonghyuk grumbled. He tore a piece of paper from his notebook and started writing.
Kim Dokja and Yoo Jonghyuk are friends who leave notes for each other in a locker.
Only one of them knows who the other person is.
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01 Feb 2025