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Undertale#297. Glitched, unstable, banned from ever being contacted by Multiversal visitors out of fear that it could get worse. But no one considered that the Sans within would reach out. It was rare for an AU to figure out AU travel by itself, after all.
And yet, Check figured it out. But to jump immediately into a Multiverse with no sure way back and no knowledge of its happenings? No, he had a proclivity towards impulsivity, but he wasn't an idiot. Measure once, check twice, after all. So he took his time. Figured out how to target the portals, learned how to return home, refined and slimmed his design down until it was handheld, and most of all, he learned the politics of the Multiverse.
But something about it didn't sit right with him. He'd been Dust and he'd been Killer, so why were Dust and Killer spreading "senseless" negativity? He didn't know, but honestly…he didn't care.
He saw his copies, and his only thoughts were those of mischief. It was an awful idea, and he'd definitely get hurt, but…
Well, a bit of harmless impersonation was always fun.
Or; Check travels universes for the lolz and indirectly stops an eons-long war by doing almost nothing
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- Part 2 of Checkverse
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Sonic Boom: The Monster Within by Jux_A_Vibe
Fandoms: Sonic Boom - Fandom, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic Boom (Cartoon)
23 Jun 2025
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Shadow the Hedgehog has arrived to the gangs home on the run from G.U.N, but rather then having a infamous, neck-and-neck rivalry with the blue blur, the Ultimate lifeform seeks Eggman for a favor. But why?
As the Black Comet slowly approaches Earth/Mobius, ready to cash in on a bargain made nearly 50 years ago, it is up to the rag tag Team Sonic and friends to stop a deadly alien invasion.
AU version and canon divergence, obviously. Expect sibling shenanigans and tomfoolery. Also, Maria is alive in this fanfic because Shadow deserves happiness dang it!
Enjoy!
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Wishes Across Worlds by Cutiepiegaelle21
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jun 2025
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Luffy was lonely. Harry wanted to leave.
They made a wish.The East Blue got a wizard. And whatever happened when you mix Luffy and magic.
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Not so omniscient now? by insaneandmadkillmeperhaps
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
23 Jun 2025
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“Yes!” Sooyoung looked genuinely betrayed. “You were blurry! We assumed that was your face. It made sense! You gave ‘blurry ahjussi energy’!”
“I don’t even know what that means!”
“you looked like a haunted JPEG file,” Jihye said. “We thought it was on purpose!”
Sooyoung muttered. “This is devastating. What am I supposed to mock now?”
“You could try supporting me emotionally?”
“I’d rather eat glass.” dokja eyes twitched in annoynce ,Han sooyoung very no childishly stuck her tongue out.
Orrrr orv reacts fic,because there is a scarsicirt of those, reacting to canon but with my own twist. More yjh thirsting and canon typical love replitant kdj
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No Joy in Command by Gladiusx
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV)
23 Jun 2025
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After Jon Snow witnesses the end of the world only to wake up at a different time, a time with flying, fire-breathing lizards roaming the skies, he decides he's too tired for this shit and decides to fish. Literally.
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Zedaph is hired for a new job at a new detective agency!
Though they don't know it yet, Zedaph has some... unorthodox means of finding murderers.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 590
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
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Untitled Goose Ghost Story by fernly
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
23 Jun 2025
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It's a lovely afternoon in Seoul and you are a (horrible) pet goose of a local salaryman.
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- Part 3 of fern's line of crack (fics)
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In Love and War by orthodera for AsterAspera, bostonmolassesdisaster
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
23 Jun 2025
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Sorry gang this is just silly Tydeus mpreg my friends bullied me into making (someone suggested it and I became obsessed with the idea and wouldn't shut up about it until I wrote it)
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Good evening,
Please review the attached photograph and verify that it has aroused you. Furthermore, please provide photographs of your own at your earliest convenience. Thank you, and I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Spock* * * *
After drunkenly making out with a coworker at a mixer, Spock determines to follow up appropriately. Armed with research into socio-sexual behaviours and a list of expected next steps, he initiates what he expects to be a less-than-one-month casual sexual relationship, based on the averages he's observed with Jim's previous flings. He's going to get a good grade in behaving like a normal neurotypical human (something that's normal to want and possible to achieve).
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Documented Tomfoolery by Anonymous
Fandoms: 헌터는 조용히 살고 싶다 - 백삼 | The Hunter’s Gonna Lay Low - Baek Sam
23 Jun 2025
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[8] I am a master craftsman: I need donation fr
[34] Very Small Miracle: crazy how one of the richest hunters in the world is asking for donation…
[34] Very Small Miracle: How about us low-lives?
[1] J: he
[50] Romantic Opener: What’s that, J? What he?
[11] Shield Guy: Are you in trouble? Do you need help? Where are you?
[1] J: lp
[2] Lee Sa-young: Open the door.
[5] Gyu Gyu: ???????????
[11] Shield Guy: ????????????????????
[8] I am a master craftsman: ??? :0
[6] Honeybee: ?????
[3] Matthew: ?
[50] Romantic Opener: ????
[34] Very Small Miracle: Uhm…?
[4] Jung Bin: …
I noticed there’s no chat fic in this fandom, and since I have a month of free time before college, I’ll make one :P
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Royal Margarine wants to rejoin the Dragonrider clan, but wants to make a grand entrance, he asks Pitaya who agrees after Hollyberry suggests a prank they can pull.
Each chapter is the story from a different perspective of each main character (except Buttercream), individual thoughts and dialogue that other characters miss, etc
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,840
- Chapters:
- 1/3
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 11
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Chilling Winds, Pure Hearts by Wartsandall
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023)
23 Jun 2025
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Ash Ketchum's first day as a trainer is, to put it frankly, a disaster. But, it could have gone worse, and it could have gone weirder. Make one little change, and Ho-oh's well-meaning actions can throw a gigantic novelty spanner into the works.
But the more things change, the more they stay the same.(To clarify, this has nothing to do with I Choose You.)
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Don’t threaten me with a good time by ViseniiaTheYoung
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
23 Jun 2025
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After a nasty day at work, Tim goes to a drive-through to get himself a Bat-burger when a cheeky cashier named Conner matches his equally foul mood.
Involuntarily, Tim gets Conner fired.
He feels bad about it. So Tim cracks up a false job for Conner, accidentally getting a sugar baby.
sugar daddy au! where Kon and Tim are utterly oblivious of each other's secret identities.
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Sasuke Uchiha is the heir to a global tech empire and a walking cease-and-desist letter. Naruto Uzumaki is a crown prince with a hoodie collection and no sense of self-preservation.
They meet at a diplomatic youth summit. There are speeches, scandals, one bed, far too much press coverage, and several incidents involving pants.
In Sasuke’s defense, he tried not to fall in love. In Naruto’s defense, he tried not to push him down the stairs.They both failed.
Enemies-to-lovers, but with more paparazzi, sexual tension, and sparkling water sabotage than anyone signed up for.
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Bat-cape comfort and Batmam comfort by BlazingBlack
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types
23 Jun 2025
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Batman and Green Lantern never have gotten along well.
It took fear toxin and a cape to fix that.
Ensue the shenanigans.
Warning: slight descriptions of death, emotional break downs, and creepy Batman
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With Great Power Comes Great UI by CruzIzuOcha2005
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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When Izuku Midoriya inherits One For All, something... extra comes along for the ride.
Like, “access-to-the-source-code-of-reality” extra. Suddenly he's seeing health bars, map coordinates, and upgrade menus no one else can. The universe loads a mysterious system called “My Hero Ultra Rumble V9999 Hitlerjoe” — a forbidden interface buried beneath the quirk singularity.
His first instinct?
✅ Fix All Might
✅ Become a better heroWith debug powers, infinite jumps, teleport menus, and the ability to patch trauma out of existence, Izuku is ready to save the world.
But not everyone is built to live in a world where Deku is both the protagonist and the admin.
Especially not Katsuki Bakugou — who watches his former punching bag become the literal architect of society, while he’s stuck playing on normal difficulty with emotional lag.
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“What the hell are you?”
“I wouldn’t really know what to tell you. People don’t usually ask that question and expect answers in Namimori.”
There's just one ironclad rule in Namimori-- what happens in the town, stays within the town. It's pretty much common sense at this point, and those who try to compromise the safety of its odd citizens don't tend to end up well. People come and go, but secrets shed off in this town, where they linger, and become part of its ecosystem.
Tsuna's perfectly content staying quiet here, at least for the rest of his high school years. Compared to whatever was wrong with the other people, he was just a normal boy.
...right?
(In other words: A complete canon rewrite of KHR, but Namimori just happens to be the Universe's chaos central.)
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- Part 17 of never forget (where you come from)
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1x1x1x1 get's knocked up by none other than John ******* Doe due to bad life decisions.
John goes through a mental breakdown afterwards.
The Spectre thinks the whole situation is comedy gold and is now his new soap opera.
Some unsuspecting victims get involve.
Drama ensues
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Swap Au! but with my own twist to itSeries
- Part 1 of Koa's forsaken swap au saga
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you'd better love the pain by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, MILGRAM (Music Videos)
23 Jun 2025
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Prisoner 011, Alex Horne, wakes up in MILGRAM Prison for committing murder. The following are his interrogations and trial results.
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- Part 2 of MULTIGRAM
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,383
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Hits:
- 25
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Twisted Wonderland… But They Can Hear US? by Lucius_Trein, mo_op01, Rain_0724, Selenic_Light, Vilofficial
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
23 Jun 2025
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Many instances where annoying voices could be heard from different POVs of the cast.