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    Izuku is offered power, how could he refuse?

    -OR-

    Midoriya Izuku should really read contracts more

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    My take on the magical girl Au! fluff, angst, and so much crack
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    Scully & Mulder relax after a long day of investigating. Except they aren't relaxing and... that isn't Mulder?

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    那个温热的跳动就是活着。

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    “General, it’s not just leading troopers that concerns me.” Cody raised his voice in annoyance. “If I may speak freely, it is just plain reckless to be deployed alone on some–”

    “Uh oh…there they go again…” Ahsoka giggled and looked at Anakin.

    “Oooooooo! Mom and Dad are fightinnnnng,” Anakin jeered.

    “We are not fighting,” said Obi Wan sternly. “We are simply having a disagreem—wait, who would be whom in this scenario of yours?”

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    Ahsoka and Anakin force their “parents” into a parenting contest, resulting in fights, sweet moments, laughter, and general chaos.

    Fic is completed and will be updated weekly.

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    READ LABUBU LOVE FIRST!

     

    You're about to get hit by a car when you wake up back in the Orphanage.

    Expect something weird is going on.

    Hehe, Ququ, and Dada are back, and all the exits are sealed.

    Oh and DuoDuo is missing.

    Mini labubus apear, telling you there is now a killing game happening, which only heightens your fears.

    Will you be able to make it through the killing game? Or will the mini labubus win, sending you, your friends, enemies, and allies into despair...

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    Max Verstappen only wants three things in life: race wins, quiet weekends and his cats. That’s it. But apparently, the universe had other plans. Ones that involve Charles Leclerc, his suspiciously supportive rival who keeps showing up with snacks and compliments and George Russell, who seems to wake up every morning thinking “How can I annoy Max today?”

    The worst part? Everyone can see what’s going on except Max himself.

    “You were incredible out there.” Charles says, eyes soft.
    “Yeah.” George adds with a smirk “until I destroy you next race.”
    “Why are you both like this?” Max sighs.

    He thinks they’re just being weird. The rest of the paddock knows better.

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    "Last question then, what’s your quirk?”

    “Uh, I guess my sweet tooth?” The detective’s brows scrunch in confusion, which is understandable, because most people have a sweet tooth. Satoru’s is just a bit extra. He chuckles proudly and gives Tsukauchi a grin. “I pretty much only eat sweets, ya know? No better nourishment than sugar!”

    The detective looks a little miffed, muttering something like, “That can’t be healthy,” but writes something down anyway.

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    Two weeks and four days after Jason Todd’s funeral, Tim Drake realized Batman couldn’t be Jason’s legacy. He was eating cereal while watching the news, typing up notes about what had been going on in Gotham and occasionally remembering to actually take a bite of his breakfast. Batman was getting worse; it was only a matter of time before someone died. And not someone like the Joker (who honestly deserved it), but somebody who had no other option than to hold up the local corner store. So what could he do?

    Looking back, he wasn’t entirely sure why he’d decided that becoming a Rogue was his best option.

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    Despite being described as one of the world’s most secure prison facilities, Lex Luthor keeps finding ways to break out of Belle Reve. Each time he successfully executes a prison break, the first thing that he does is to try to kill Superman; subsequently causing extreme damage to the city of Metropolis and harm to its beloved citizens.

    Obviously sending him to Belle Reve isn’t working, so he’s sentenced to house arrest and has been ascribed exposure therapy... to Superman. Much to both of their dismay.

    Naturally, chaos, arguments, and petty disagreements ensue

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    Hermione Granger thought the hardest part of her wedding would be the planning. Turns out, it’s hiding from everyone that she’s already legally married to Draco Malfoy.

    Now she and her accidental husband have to figure out how a hiccup turned into a legal marriage.

    But as they team up to undo their own “I do,” Hermione finds herself breaking all her own rules and maybe, just maybe, falling for the biggest mistake of her life.

    (read my notes before u proceed<3)

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    Calpy'so loved the Monster Prom games. This is true.

    She does not want to live inside this universe. This is also true.

    She is currently trapped in said universe. Unfortunately true.

    ...At least she has the Narrator for company

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    Narrator and Calyp'so starts a matching-making service held together with the power of time loops, mental communication, hive-mind shenanigans, min-maxing stats, fourth wall breaks, and scotch tape. Yeah they are not coping well.

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    Kayne tasked Arthur and John to get him the Black Stone, only they have to find it in London.

    Sighs

    And chaos ensues.

    Or.

    Kayne sent Arthur and John to a whole different world, said world has a whole new system of their ‘gods’. Where they meet the Archivist, the crew and cause more destruction than canon. Buckle up everyone. This is one hell of a ride.

    Takes place right after Intermezzo.

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    Title is from the song “not a lot, just forever” by Adrianne Lenker

     

    Romance isn’t the main part of the story. John and Arthur can be interpreted as either romantic or platonic.

    Warning:
    The Author, unfortunately, has a very busy life and other fanfics to update. Updates for this is wonky. But I’ll make it work.

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    Luz, Vee & Masha enter a fighting tournament with the fate of the world on the line

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    “Can you tell him to stop?”

    “He doesn’t understand human language,” Uccio replied, for the fifth time. “At least, none we know.”

    Casey’s eyes narrowed at the cast of darkness near the wall from where two blue eyes peered out, almost glowing in the gloom. “Well, can we do something? I can’t think, with him staring like that.”

    “What do you want us to do? Put sunglasses on him?”

    “I’ve got some here,” Jorge said, pulling out a pair from his pocket.

    Dani shook his head. “No, he’ll eat them.”

    “Good enough for me,” Casey muttered, looking away from the blue eyes with a shudder. He could still feel them on his neck, a predator sizing up its prey. A familiar enough feeling, in some ways. Less familiar, in this specific way.

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    Slowly, he dialed a number. Knowing his most trusted friend could help him in this most ghastly time.

    “F-f-Freddy are you there?” He knew his Freddy Fazbear could help him; he had always been there for Glen (like always).

    “Whore whore whore whore whore, Glope is that you?” He impregnated the silence.

    “Ooh Fuzzy Wuzzy,” he sobbed. He was like the most unfortunate-looking crier the world had ever HAD to see.

    “Listen up, Glen, I know just the thing to cheer you up. Meet me in the McDonald's play pen in 10 minutes,” Freddy announced. He hung up before Glen could even continue his tirade.

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    The Harrowing Journey of Glen Powell, the world's first transgender Navy SEAL. With his HOT and SEXY glazed donut spirit and mossy demeanor, he must fight many enemies- from Golden Corral, to Claire’s, to the White House, to the streets of Gotham, and worst of all, OKLAHOMA. ALL for his beloved, Obama: the sexiest grilled cheese sandwich. Embark on this tale of tragedy, love, friendship, romance, murder, Twitter cancellations, nightly tickle sessions, villainy, drunk driving, hatred of the working class (not us though), toxic relationships, freedom, male violence, affection, and more!!!

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    The man had a great body. That was just a fact. Zhao Yunlan was comfortable in his sexuality to normally admit such things, but this was Lin Jing they were talking about. They were coworkers. He was annoying too, something Zhao Yunlan was reminded of almost every time the man opened his mouth. Also, Zhao Yunlan would bet extra bonuses for the entire department that if Lin Jing was at all interested in any sort of hook up (which Zhao Yunlan definitely didn’t want), that the man would be a top. Zhao Yunlan knew what he liked and when he was younger he had his own share of awkward make outs that lead nowhere because of realized incompatible preferences. He did not need to relive those moments now, especially not with Lin Jing. He’d trust his gaydar on this one.
    To Zhao Yunlan's panic, Zhu Hong didn't seem willing to let it go and just watch him be grumpy and frustrated over something he didn't want to do anything about. She took it as a personal mission.
    The hardest part was perhaps how oblivious Lin Jing was to all of this. Especially when they had a murder case that always happened on Halloween, and now it was approaching again.

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    蝙蝠俠:指控傑森犯下罪行™

    傑森:心情非常糟

    莫比鴨:謀殺似乎是個合理的反應*《追殺比爾》警報聲響起*

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    Bucket thinks about a lot of stuff, and all the love they have for Stanley.

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    After Rapunzel died in childbirth, the Southern Isles unleashed biological warfare upon Corona, decimating the population. Eugene feels that he cannot win against grief no matter how hard he tries. The widowed king turns to rum and Queen Elsa's compassionate letters on a grim night, saying more than he should in one of his own as alcohol consumes his inhibitions.

    [ Prequel to "What If (The Stars Aligned)" ]

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