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  1. 95

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    Considerations On the Scrotum and Perineum, i.e., an effective method of teasing

    A public health campaign leads Izuku to offer Kacchan a helping hand.

     

    Written for the DKBK Body Worship Challenge, prompt: Balls (and Taint).

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    Two lawyers. One firm. Endless rivalry. Gi-hun hates In-ho (Or so he thinks). In-ho thinks that’s cute (And hates himself for it). Legal battles, and workplace tension™ ensue… along with some very inconvenient, very unprofessional feelings.

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    After months of browsing Zillow listings and going to apartment showings, Buck has finally signed a lease.

    In the week before he moves out, Buck’s schedule dictates that he start packing his things into boxes.

    Eddie’s plans, however, are something else entirely.

    That’s how it starts.

     

    Or; Buck thinks he's moving out of Eddie's place. Eddie thinks that might the stupidest idea he's ever heard. Hijinks ensue.

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  4. 50

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    "Tonight, Forks falls. Tomorrow, the world kneels."

    Wherein Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black is reborn as Bella Swan.

    Originally titled: Twilight: But Make It Worse

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    All of the stories in my Batman/Avengers crossover verse. I really liked seeing the interactions between Bruce and the Avengers, so I began writing a few myself. Stony, with background friendships. I take requests!

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    “I want you to give me a lap dance first,” he demands, “then take my dick in until I fill you up with my cum.”

    When Colin finds a photo of Penelope giving his sister a lap dance at her bachelorette party, he cannot help but desire to experience one himself.

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  8. 55

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    Rick Sanchez prides himself on knowing Morty better than the kid knows himself, but with one simple slip up from the kid sends Ricks train of thought out of control, Rick begins to question if he really knows his Grandson or not.

     

    ~RicardoSanchez has entered the chat~

    RicardoSanchez: I THINK MY MORTY IS BROKEN

    #1Ricardo: What do you mean 'Broken'?

    RicardoSanchez: I WALKED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND TO GRAB SOME PARTS FROM SALESMAN RICK, AND I CAME BACK TO HIM SPEAKING FRENCH TO ANOTHER MORTY??

    #1Ricardo:  What do you mean speaking french? The twirp can't even read!

    Dubdub: What do you mean Mortys can't read? Mine can... oh wait..don't tell me ghusifhisdfua

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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  10. 39

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    Unrelated Adrien-Centric fics where he struggles with his place and decisions as a superhero and his father's son.

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  11. 19

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    “Okay, are any of the dishes not poisoned? Is there anyone at this feast who did not poison anything?!”
    based off of a tumblr prompt
    I promise it's not as angsty as the title makes it sound

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    After a fateful New Year’s kiss, Tim never imagined he’d be thrust into an adventure filled with conspiracy theories, shadowy government organizations, cosmic horror romances, cults, and apocalyptic catastrophes.

    Yet, when a new acquaintance finds themselves at the heart of the wildest goose chase Tim has ever seen, he can’t bring himself to stand on the sidelines.

    If nothing else, this year promises to be anything but boring.

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    He sighs.

    'Cale's going to kill us,' Alberu thinks with resignation.

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    Reaction fic of LCF, where the LCF family discover just what was going on in that brilliant, idiotic, self-sacrificial redhead's brain, and the TBOAH characters really hope that there's a different way to save their world from destruction than stabbing themselves in the heart.

    Will contain spoilers for part 1 of LCF

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  14. 65

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    3 times Slade sent someone to check on Dick and the 1 time he showed up himself.

    BW 365 Day One Word Prompts Challenge - Day 130 - "Horizon"

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  15. 32

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    “People have noticed your tendency to take pictures. Because I am so generous, I will provide a chance for you to practice your craft! Thus, from this moment on, you shall be the campus photographer!”

    There is a school newspaper that Lumine corresponds with as part of the daily commissions that Crowley sends her. Several of the pictures she took of day to day life on an around campus appeared in it. But there were several incidents and events that either got lots of coverage, or next to none depending on what transpired. Lumine recorded these events all the same, and built a personal gallery of moments with her Twisted Wonderland friends.

    AKA: Twisted Wonderland Events told through a series of small literal snapshots taken by Lumine and the Ghost Camera.

    Side Stories of the Twisted Wonderland Events. Companion piece to Keys, Constellations and a Very Lost Traveler

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    The one of the worst days of Stan’s life started with the two smartest people he has ever known being dumber than him.

    It was supposed to be a quick hike, just to a rainforest hidden in the woods. Instead, Stan went tumbling head over heels down a small hill right in front of The Fords, just to land next to a flower circle with a gemstone ring.

    Stan told both of the Fords™ to not to mess around with that clearly cursed spooky fucking ring they found in the woods. But now Stan will have to pay the price of the curse they brought home.

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    This is the combination from three Stanuary Fics (Treasure, Alone, Found) into one large fic :)

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    Danny has been king for two years now but he's still dead and it's his birthday.

    He's still ten while his brother is fourteen now.

    Danny just wants to grieve but then he gets summoned. Just his luck.

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  18. 20

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    For various unrelated reasons Danny Phantom, Edogawa Conan, and Kuroba Kaito are all in Gotham city. What happens next is anyone's guess.

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    Unrelated (unless stated otherwise but most probably not) DPxDC oneshots

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  20. 26

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    You wake up in the game world of Love and Deepspace. You don't know how you got there or why, and luckily for you, you get the help you need to figure out how to get out, or at least your favourite duo will try to help you out.
    You know nothing, you're a mess, and your foot is always in your proverbial mouth.
    Sylus will be himself.
    Xavier will peacefully calm you down.
    And you? Bless your heart, you will have to just deal.

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