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They're steadily climbing the table of the Prem, Jamie's playing the best football of his life, things would be GREAT, except Roy won't stop putting his hands on him and his dad's gonna start drinking again any minute now. So if Jamie's a little tense, it's not his fault.
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22 Jun 2025
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The Ritual of Submission : a miserable plot for those severely allergic to common sense by Land_Locked_Martian
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
29 Oct 2024
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For some ridiculous logic, Optimus Prime must pretend to be dramatically in love with a high-ranking Decepticon. Megatron thinks Soundwave should do the trick nicely
Megop week day 3: surrender/ritual
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- Part 3 of Megop Week 2024
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19 Jun 2025
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Release the Sun by Fluff_Off (orphan_account) for Land_Locked_Martian, VioletCringe (Glyphthedragon)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Aug 2023
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Megatron can hear Optimus’ struts grind as he hauls himself off the berth, and heroically refrains from steadying him.
Optimus draws himself up, “What have I done to merit the attention of Kaon’s Supreme Commander?”
Strika chokes off a snort. Megatron chokes on an in-vent.
“Existed,” he rasps.
_________________________AKA retired general doesn’t realize he painfully hits everything his ‘enemies’ find attractive.
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14 Jun 2025
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A Million Words and World's Apart by TipsyArmadillo
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Nov 2024
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"I don’t know how to ask this gracefully but have you been engaging in any - ahem - intimate relations lately?”
Prime stiffened, answering in an unusually strained tone. “You know the answer to that, Ratchet. I’m a vessel for the will of Primus, I don’t ‘engage in relations’.”
“See, I do know that which is why I’m confused as to how I’m looking at a sparkling here.”
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After millions of years, Megatron and Optimus Prime are finally forced to confront their messy, tangled relationship.
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08 Jun 2025
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Things Fallen And Reclaimed by MlleMusketeer
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
08 Apr 2021
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“I’m not sure I can trust you,” said Ultra Magnus, relishing the way Optimus’s faceplate flushed with humiliation. “You’ll have a guard for those two weeks, and you will stay here, in Fortress Maximus, to ensure you don’t try anything creative.” He stepped closer, hating the way Optimus held his ground. “By the way, Optimus—you will succeed in charming Megatron. He was entirely correct when he said the Decepticons have the Allspark. This treaty must succeed.” He leaned forward. “Or I will know exactly at whose stabilizers the blame lies.”
Optimus finds himself betrothed to Megatron, and Megatron a surprisingly courteous suitor. But the Decepticons are afraid of something, a looming threat on the edge of known space...
...and Decepticon machinations may be the least of Optimus's worries.
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07 Jun 2025