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So… it turns out Sakura might have been onto something with her stubborn insistence that Naruto would be happy if he just found his perfect person. And maybe he’d been a little off-base about Kakashi’s interest in that particular subject.
But to be fair—if someone had told him a year ago that happiness would look like passing paperwork back and forth like love letters, complaining about water temperature and dog hair, and peeling back physical and metaphorical masks with Hatake Kakashi…
Well. He’d certainly owe them an apology and a personalized gift basket, because wow, Naruto is certain it can’t get better than this.
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- Part 2 of protocol deviation archives
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“I barely remember what it’s like going down on a lady. Whitaker gets more ass than me lately,” Trinity whines. “And our walls are mad thin.”
A chorus of hoots and hollers is drowned out against Mel’s earplugs. She winces a little, but the distraction makes her feel safe enough to blurt out, “I’ve never had that happen to me before.”
An addition to the conversation between her colleagues at hand—her experience, or lack thereof lately, with sexual relationships. But Trinity makes a strangled sound from behind her glass, brows furrowed as she swallows her coughs down frantically. She resurfaces, wipes the stray liquid from her pink mouth. Her eyes swivel to Mel. They’re glossy in the bar lighting, face flushed from the alcohol.
“You’ve never been laid?”
Mel shakes her head. A simple curt gesture as her thick brows furrow. “No one has ever performed oral sex on me before.”
or, Trinity offers Mel a proposition. Mel can't say no. (It spirals from there).
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Just outside the doorway stood what looked like Hermione Granger wearing a very form-fitting red or black something. The top was princess-cut and tasteful, unlike the rest of it. He held back a laugh as he looked back at Theo.
“Nice try, as if I would fall for one of those ridiculous illusions you used to cast in school. I think you’ve forgotten. I just saw Granger today, and her cleavage wasn’t nearly as spectacular—” He was going to continue until he saw Theo’s face and stopped abruptly, watching the man stare slack-jawed at the not-illusion woman frowning and glancing down at her chest before looking back up to meet his eyes with something like his death written there.
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Years after the war, Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts under a veil of mystery and soft-spoken brilliance. She’s not here to be a hero. She’s here to teach Transfiguration, avoid unnecessary attention, and possibly hex anyone who calls her “the brightest witch of her age.”
Meanwhile, Pansy Parkinson—Potions Professor, Head of Slytherin, and reformed chaos incarnate—is on a quiet mission of her own: rebrand Slytherin House, dodge the Ministry’s pureblood gossip circuit, and absolutely not develop a professional fascination with Hermione Granger. (Or a personal one. Shut up, Blaise.)
With staffroom politics, magical mysteries, and first-years organizing a rubric for sexual chemistry, Hogwarts is anything but quiet. As new alliances form and old wounds resurface, it becomes clear: this isn’t just about the next generation.
Some witches come back to teach. Others come back to finish what they started.
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Let Him Come Alone by DzjaDzja
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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Clark and Bruce have each other's back, always. Sometimes, though, the situation reminds them of what they want and cannot have, and they really wish they'd let the other one handle things alone.
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WE ALL THIRST FOR OUR OWN SPECIAL THINGS
And, because I am a writer, I get to make Bruce and Clark thirst for the things I think they should thirst for. -
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As Crown Princess of Piltover, diplomatic voyages to other nations are a normal part of Caitlyn's life. She is rarely alone and never far from her core group of elite guards who are tasked with keeping her safe.
As a newly-knighted member of the princess' Queensguard, Vi may be less comfortable with long voyages at sea but her duty is one she believes in. The Piltovan royal family has plenty of enemies and Vi is under no illusions of how closely Zaun's fate is tied to its sister nation; if anything were to happen to her charge, the consequences would be far-reaching.
An attempt on Caitlyn's life puts everything Vi has learned to the test. Alone and unprepared, they must return Caitlyn home safely or Piltover loses its sole heir. It's up to Vi to ensure she survives the long journey, and it won't be easy with the would-be assassins still at large.
Of course, neither of them considers the other challenge they face: maintaining the strict boundaries of Princess and Sworn Knight as they share more than just the road ahead and their nightly campfires...
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Hawks Wakes up from Nightmares Quietly by Alorable
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jun 2025
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Of course the dreams would come back. Keigo's nightmares came back from the dead with just as much indifference to Hawks' mental well-being as Touya had.
Hawks is a damn good spy and the HPSC are more foolish than he can believe.
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Music of your heart by Anonymous for nununununu
Fandoms: 阴阳师 | Yīn Yáng Shī | The Yin-yang Master (Movies - Guo Jingming)
22 Jun 2025
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Or, the power of a Jingyun Temple’s Master song for his beloved.
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The Old Fashioned Way: Book Two by sareliz for linusmir
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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Continuing from Book One of this series, Obi-Wan Kenobi, the seven hundred seventeen year old Jedi Master, goes off with his beloved and his padawan to have adventures in the galaxy. This is what he was trained for, after all - he’s an archivist and shadow Jedi. He’s here to hunt sith, break slave rings, and find lost knowledge.
A story in which Mandalorians adopt children, Jon Antilles goes into a phase of hard core teenage rebellion, and shadow Jedi are the BAMF they were raised to be.
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- Part 2 of The Old Fashioned Way
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Bagi and her girlfriend-slash-bodyguard, Tina, go for a walk at night. Things take a turn.
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The Regent's Light by NotTheBirdYouWant
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
21 Jun 2025
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The Emperor has Malcador. Guilliman needs one too.
Story is about a Malcador-level-smart woman helping Guilliman rebuild the Imperium. Mostly a fantasy about competent governance without downplaying (too much) of the canon grimdark. No idea if anyone else likes this but I need to get it out of my system.
Note that I have not played the tabletop game and I have not read all of the novels.All mistakes belong to the Lexicanum.I'll try my best. -
with your hands on your head (or on the trigger of your gun) by Anonymous for fuckthelore
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Hellblazer
21 Jun 2025
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John first meets Jason in a Denny's parking lot.
It sounds absolutely stupid, because it is.
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Beneath the Roar of Glass by ji-hyeonwrites (felicitylanding)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2025
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The Circle of Stars has arrived at Hogwarts—
not as students, but as something stranger: teachers, observers, and agents of change.Underestimated by staff, dismissed by students, and stonewalled by centuries of tradition wrapped in prejudice, Jiah Moonjang is done playing nice. Hogwarts ranks 21st in the world. SAIMA ranks 1st. And she wants to know: why are they wasting their time helping a school that’s forgotten how to learn?
Between prank wars, public callouts, quiet lessons, and sacred holidays, the Circle works—and the world watches.
Change has arrived at Hogwarts. It speaks fluent spell theory, knows how to curse in three languages, and does not care what Dumbledore thinks.
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- Part 6 of Beneath the White Tiger's Roar
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she choke up on my bat til i grand slam by Anonymous for comment_day
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 Jun 2025
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Okay, so Etho finds it hot when Tango does well. Sue him.
In his defense, Etho cares a lot about games, okay? He’s a baseball player. He doesn’t play this sport because he’s the most athletic person in existence, or because it’s everything he dreamed as a child, or anything.
He’s in it for the stats, and Tango’s stats are damn good. He’s their team’s starting pitcher, and damn does he look hot when he’s doing weird things with his arm. Etho can think of some other weird things he’d like Tango to do with his arm after the game, but that’s neither here nor there.
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at the moment of awakening by zings
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Jun 2025
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Cassian's mind caught on the vaguest movement in the shadows.
And displaced air, and a pervasive sense of danger, danger at the back of his mind, and the unmistakable sound of a blaster being primed.
Fuck.
Well. He'd certainly found Jyn.
or, Solo loses a bet, Cassian climbs another tower, and Jyn tries some decent chocolate (and a little something called trust).
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I don't need a missing piece by PirateToast
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga)
20 Jun 2025
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When Echo repeatedly finds flaws in the Techno Union's simulations, they have to figure out a new way to farm battle strategies from his mind. Thankfully, a back water planet has what amounts to an open wifi signal of a game that fits their needs perfectly. Echo, now immersed in the world of Aincrad, is ready to fight alongside those trapped in a death game.
Phoenix needed a break. Things with her team had been tense as of late with how many jobs they have been working. When her older brother procures two copies of a game they both beta'd from his job, they jump at the chance to take a few days and catch up, unaware that logging in, may not mean logging out. This computer savvy sibling duo is about to face the biggest challenge of their lives, since the accident 8 years ago. Using their knowledge from the beta, they plan to fight their way through to get the rest of the players out as fast as possible, thankfully they will have a tactic wise soldier there to reign them in and keep them on track
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The Beacon by FrostbitePanda for ephemera (incognitajones)
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Andor (TV)
20 Jun 2025
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“Storm’ll last at least six days, maybe more,” he tells her. “I’m Willix.” The woman just stares at him and he sighs, shaking his head. “This’ll be a long six days if I don’t know what to refer to you by.”
“I’d prefer it if you didn’t have to refer to me at all.”
(a gift for ephemera(incognitajones) for the therebelcaptainnetwork's Rebelcaptain Secret Santa 2024! prompt fill for "different first meeting". cassian arrives at his safehouse to find it already occupied. unbetaed.)
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100% pure, unadulterated smutty oneshots (with a smidge of plot sometimes).
Because who says that Kinktober has to be done in October? 😉Prompts are now posted at the beginning of each chapter since AO3 doesn't allow more than 75 tags.
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- Part 1 of Sam & Nolan Kinktober
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Red Silk, Black Leather by Inkpot_Goddess
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
19 Jun 2025
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The destruction of Raccoon City was just the beginning. Now entrenched in HCF, Albert Wesker is playing a long game, pulling strings and eliminating obstacles as he climbs the ranks. But with Ada Wong under his command, distractions become inevitable—and in a world of power plays and bio-weapons, even he isn’t immune to the dangers of temptation.
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Every last traitorous soul shall fall by Jennari for lilbuddyBD
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
19 Jun 2025
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In this world, Obi-Wan is never saved by a Jedi Master on Bandomeer, and he remains a slave. Fate sees fit to bring him and Jango Fett together in the bowels of a spice transport. Only time will tell how their relationship evolves.
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- Part 1 of The Heart and Mind's Darkest Desires