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Years after the war, Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts under a veil of mystery and soft-spoken brilliance. She’s not here to be a hero. She’s here to teach Transfiguration, avoid unnecessary attention, and possibly hex anyone who calls her “the brightest witch of her age.”
Meanwhile, Pansy Parkinson—Potions Professor, Head of Slytherin, and reformed chaos incarnate—is on a quiet mission of her own: rebrand Slytherin House, dodge the Ministry’s pureblood gossip circuit, and absolutely not develop a professional fascination with Hermione Granger. (Or a personal one. Shut up, Blaise.)
With staffroom politics, magical mysteries, and first-years organizing a rubric for sexual chemistry, Hogwarts is anything but quiet. As new alliances form and old wounds resurface, it becomes clear: this isn’t just about the next generation.
Some witches come back to teach. Others come back to finish what they started.
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The Regent's Light by NotTheBirdYouWant
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
26 Jun 2025
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The Emperor has Malcador. Guilliman needs one too.
Story is about a Malcador-level-smart woman helping Guilliman rebuild the Imperium. Mostly a fantasy about competent governance without downplaying (too much) of the canon grimdark. No idea if anyone else likes this but I need to get it out of my system.
Note that I have not played the tabletop game and I have not read all of the novels.All mistakes belong to the Lexicanum.I'll try my best. -
Marvel's FBI?: First Mission Recruiting Harley Quinn by Junkdog786
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Once Upon a Time (TV), X-Men - All Media Types, Prison Break, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Multiverse - Fandom, crossover - Fandom
26 Jun 2025
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Dante was transmigrated and somehow ended up with something called the Agent System.
Now he’s with the FBI. Apparently. And every time he solves a case, he randomly acquires one of the target’s abilities, like some glitchy RPG reward screen.
Before he even had time to process the absurdity, the universe threw its first red flag.
Someone just broke out of Fox River Prison. Not weird enough? There’s also a quiet little town near Boston called Storybrooke. Yeah, that Storybrooke.
Meanwhile, in the suburbs of Raccoon City, wild animals have started attacking civilians. Silent Hill? Still doing its thing—tourists keep vanishing like it's a feature, not a bug.
On national television, Bruce Wayne’s love life is headline news. The anchor smirked and compared him to that other billionaire playboy, Tony Stark.
The one running things? A one-eyed guy who looks like someone shoved a hard-boiled egg into a leather trench coat.
And Dante’s first mission?
Head to Arkham Asylum.
As HR.
To recruit Harley Quinn.
Right. Totally normal day.
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100% pure, unadulterated smutty oneshots (with a smidge of plot sometimes).
Because who says that Kinktober has to be done in October? 😉Prompts are now posted at the beginning of each chapter since AO3 doesn't allow more than 75 tags.
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- Part 1 of Sam & Nolan Kinktober
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In a low-stakes MI6 range event, Bond sees more than scores.
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And Bond — watching — felt something settle low in his chest. Not surprise. Just the quiet pull of it.
Attraction wasn’t new. Not exactly. But it caught him sharper here — in focus, in silence.
It was the way Q moved — no waste, no noise. Just intention, shaped into action.Series
- Part 15 of Small Deflections
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Dr. Emery Walsh has built her career on control - until brilliant resident Dr. Samira Mohan joins her surgical service and threatens to unravel everything. Their connection in the OR is undeniable, but Walsh's fear of crossing professional boundaries makes her push Samira away even as her feelings deepen.
Dr. Trinity Santos notices everything. The calculating resident sees Walsh's weakness and decides to exploit it, launching a campaign of strategic flirtation with Samira designed to drive Walsh to her breaking point.
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“Every world champion cheated, mate. Every single one of them,” Mark Webber said last year, like he’d finally let Oscar in on a secret.
“It’s not the kind they can write rules for. The kind the FIA doesn’t even know how to regulate. If you want to be one of them, figure out how they did it, and do it better.”
Or… F1 drivers have secret superpowers and Oscar is on a mission to discover it.
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"I don't want your pity, Granger," he seethes. "I'm still in your debt. I haven't made amends yet."
"Oh, so you're planning to?" she asks more cheekily than she is feeling.
Malfoy's eyes flash as if she had challenged him to a duel. And again, just for a split second, she loses herself in the light blue flecks that make the grey of his irises appear so steely from a distance.
"Is there something you need? Just say the word and I'll give it to you. Or do you prefer actions? I'm willing to do fucking anything..."
Hermione's heart is beating indecently fast. She masks her fascination with a sceptically raised eyebrow.
"Anything," she echoes.
"Anything," he confirms.
"All right, then. For starters, I'd like you to stop crowding me against this bookshelf."
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Sa nau kad – Forged Like a Saber by MyDirtyLittleSecret
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, mentions of TBOBF
25 Jun 2025
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Din Djarin successfully redeems himself in the Living Waters of Mandalore, and discovers the statute of Tarre Viszla before leaving the planet. Things just get weird from there. And somehow, he lands in the past to save Jaster Mereel and deliver him the Dark Saber. Tarre and the Dark Saber seem to believe Jaster is the only one worthy to bear the title of Mand'alor in the last several decades (only because Din doesn't want the damn thing. He's not fit to be Mand’alor).
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“You’re pretty.” Aaron says, brushing slow fingers over his cheekbone before sliding up Kevin’s temple, tangling fingers in dark hair as he strokes over Kevin’s head. “I’ll get you ice for your cheek later, I promise.”
Kevin seems like he couldn’t care less about injury care currently. His eyes are on the rubber butt of the racquet, reminiscent as it wavers close to his face, and a spike of want sticks in the base of Aaron’s spine.
Neither of them break eye contact as Aaron releases him and drags a thumb under Kevin’s nose, collecting red, before swiping down and across Kevin’s lips. He lets him. Kevin always lets him.
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"They say in street racing, everything is decided in the first five seconds. But with him? The race was lost the moment he looked at you across the starting line—and smiled like he already knew how this would end."
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You've spent years building the perfect reputation on Tokyo's underground racing circuit. By day: the dutiful heiress to Hayashi Motors. By night: "Hachiroku," the untouchable street queen who's never lost a race worth mentioning.
Until him.
The Latino street racer who everyone only knows as
"Jaque." Midnight purple Skyline R34. Spanish curses and a smile that spells trouble.Racing for pink slips during midnight runs, trading insults that feel too much like foreplay, and falling into a physical arrangement was never in your plans.
And honestly? Between your fiance waiting at home, your family's expectations, and this man who speaks filthy promises in Spanish against your skin-someone's bound to crash and burn.
Too bad the adrenaline feels too good to stop.
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After weeks of working overtime, between looming deadlines and a dreaded annual performance review something just had to give. The AC gave out first. You weren’t far behind.
Can the repairman fix it? Will you let him?
(you’re an overachiever burning out in a corporate job and he’s just a guy who’s fixing your AC—until he’s not)
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Oh, Poirot! by lilolilyrae for Harrimaniac27
Fandoms: Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV), Poirot - Agatha Christie
23 Jun 2025
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Shortly after their relationship has changed from platonic friendship to a more romantic and sexual dalliance, Hastings has left on a journey abroad. Now, he is back in London, and Poirot welcomes him home with open arms and gentle touch.
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It all started when Ashley offered Leon some “overtime” as a thank-you while they were laying low in a hotel, waiting to be rescued. He tried to resist—he really did, poor guy—but it was Ashley fucking Graham, fully naked, begging him to use her to feel good. He didn’t stand a chance. And that was the beginning of their complicated, messy relationship after the events of RE4R. Best friends with benefits energy. Possessive Leon and eternally confused Ashley. It's a great time.
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So… it turns out Sakura might have been onto something with her stubborn insistence that Naruto would be happy if he just found his perfect person. And maybe he’d been a little off-base about Kakashi’s interest in that particular subject.
But to be fair—if someone had told him a year ago that happiness would look like passing paperwork back and forth like love letters, complaining about water temperature and dog hair, and peeling back physical and metaphorical masks with Hatake Kakashi…
Well. He’d certainly owe them an apology and a personalized gift basket, because wow, Naruto is certain it can’t get better than this.
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- Part 2 of protocol deviation archives
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“I barely remember what it’s like going down on a lady. Whitaker gets more ass than me lately,” Trinity whines. “And our walls are mad thin.”
A chorus of hoots and hollers is drowned out against Mel’s earplugs. She winces a little, but the distraction makes her feel safe enough to blurt out, “I’ve never had that happen to me before.”
An addition to the conversation between her colleagues at hand—her experience, or lack thereof lately, with sexual relationships. But Trinity makes a strangled sound from behind her glass, brows furrowed as she swallows her coughs down frantically. She resurfaces, wipes the stray liquid from her pink mouth. Her eyes swivel to Mel. They’re glossy in the bar lighting, face flushed from the alcohol.
“You’ve never been laid?”
Mel shakes her head. A simple curt gesture as her thick brows furrow. “No one has ever performed oral sex on me before.”
or, Trinity offers Mel a proposition. Mel can't say no. (It spirals from there).
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Just outside the doorway stood what looked like Hermione Granger wearing a very form-fitting red or black something. The top was princess-cut and tasteful, unlike the rest of it. He held back a laugh as he looked back at Theo.
“Nice try, as if I would fall for one of those ridiculous illusions you used to cast in school. I think you’ve forgotten. I just saw Granger today, and her cleavage wasn’t nearly as spectacular—” He was going to continue until he saw Theo’s face and stopped abruptly, watching the man stare slack-jawed at the not-illusion woman frowning and glancing down at her chest before looking back up to meet his eyes with something like his death written there.
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Let Him Come Alone by DzjaDzja
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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Clark and Bruce have each other's back, always. Sometimes, though, the situation reminds them of what they want and cannot have, and they really wish they'd let the other one handle things alone.
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WE ALL THIRST FOR OUR OWN SPECIAL THINGS
And, because I am a writer, I get to make Bruce and Clark thirst for the things I think they should thirst for. -
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As Crown Princess of Piltover, diplomatic voyages to other nations are a normal part of Caitlyn's life. She is rarely alone and never far from her core group of elite guards who are tasked with keeping her safe.
As a newly-knighted member of the princess' Queensguard, Vi may be less comfortable with long voyages at sea but her duty is one she believes in. The Piltovan royal family has plenty of enemies and Vi is under no illusions of how closely Zaun's fate is tied to its sister nation; if anything were to happen to her charge, the consequences would be far-reaching.
An attempt on Caitlyn's life puts everything Vi has learned to the test. Alone and unprepared, they must return Caitlyn home safely or Piltover loses its sole heir. It's up to Vi to ensure she survives the long journey, and it won't be easy with the would-be assassins still at large.
Of course, neither of them considers the other challenge they face: maintaining the strict boundaries of Princess and Sworn Knight as they share more than just the road ahead and their nightly campfires...