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    “Does it hurt?”
    Frank tugs at the flower sprouting from his collarbone and winces from pain. Gerard watches a tiny drop of blood slide down his shoulder.
    “Like a bitch."

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    English
    Words:
    4,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    155
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    Every last Saturday of the month the only Irish pub in the area holds pub quiz nights. Frank isn't sure how exactly he ended up at one of those — someone must have invited him to pass the minimum quota for the team — and he certainly isn't the kind of person to memorise hundreds of thousands of useless facts to show off for a dubious prize of a round of beers or a twenty dollars gift card, but where he lacks common knowledge he easily makes up with sheer competitiveness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,815
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    157
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    At the ripe age of twenty four Frank Iero finds himself in charge of a family pizzeria after his father skips town. The business is hanging by a thread, and Frank, who has little to no experience in running a restaurant, is desperately trying to make ends meet and not destroy the Iero family legacy in the process.
    In comes Gerard Way, once a chef in Michelin-starred restaurants, now looking for a job at a pizzeria in Newark. And he might just be the person Frank needs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,149
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3,500
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    Frank has been on the run for a few feeks when he accidentally runs into the Way brothers who are, against their better judgement, very eager to help him. Which is probably not a good idea when the guy you're trying to get back home is a victim of human experimentation being chased by mysterious people with suspicious connections with the government.
    Oh, and Frank can't stay dead, but this might be the least of his problems now.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,840
    Chapters:
    1/18
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    97
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    Gerard Way is an ordinary guy from the suburbs with no big prospects in life. Or, at least, he used to be until a stranger (quite literally) crashed into his life and turned his entire world upside down.
    Nobody told him that taking up Monday shifts can lead to uncovering a top secret (and totally against the International Bill of Human Rights) human experimentation program. Motherfuckers.

    This fic is currently being rewritten, so this version will not be updated any longer. If you would like to read the newer version, please check out the other work in the series.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,206
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,260
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    You should try craft fairs out, they said. Your art is amazing and more people need to see it, they said. And Gerard actually believed it, like an idiot he is, and applied for the local craft fair. In hindsight he realises he should have paid more attention to the photos on their website and Instagram page before applying, and maybe if he did he wouldn’t be feeling like a weird goth kid at a wholesome family gathering now.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    171
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    "For a few moments all they can do is lie in the grass, trying to catch their breath. At least, Gerard realises, they are not being chased by a bunch of angry Scots. This thought brings little comfort, mostly because this means they somehow managed to end up in Scotland in the times when the castles were still used as forts. Unless they accidentally wandered into one of those historical reenactments, but the people in the castle should have noticed their casual clothes, and they definitely wouldn’t have tried to shoot them.
    Which, in turn, leads Gerard to the conclusion he refuses to accept."

    Or: Gerard and Frank get their hands on a time machine. Shenanigans ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    159
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    Frank is trying to figure out how to carry on after everything that happened to him, and Gerard may be doing everything he can to keep his spirits up but they both know this isn't going to last. That is, until a series of events leads them to a small town where they can finally be themselves — or so it seems. Frank suspects the locals are keeping some dark secrets, his mental and physical health are rapidly declining, and on top of that Gerard's former lover shows up out of nowhere.
    And more importantly: what the hell is Mikey Way doing?!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,224
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    714
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    Someone is stealing Frank's hoodies.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,714
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    477
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    "Pissing people off has been Frank's whole thing for as long as Gerard has known him. If anything, he should be used to it: Frank is loud when it comes to provoking people, and he tends to say all sorts of things without thinking about the consequences. Gerard likes this about him. He wishes he could be as vocal as Frank, wishes he didn't have to choose his words. But there is a limit to everything, and inevitably Frank crosses it."

    Frank tells the internet that he and Gerard are together. Brian is not amused, Bob finds the entire situation incredibly funny, Ray wants everything to go back to normal, Mikey wishes people would stop talking about wanting to have sex with his brother, and Gerard... well, Gerard might just get something he has never expected to.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,695
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    487
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    "Gerard has always been too curious for his own good. That’s what his Grandma always told him, that’s what his entire town thought of him. Mikey has never said anything on the subject but it is clear that he holds a similar opinion. Hell, maybe there is some kind of truth in this, because otherwise Gerard wouldn’t be in this position right now."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,299
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186
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    "Sometimes, in his dreams, he sees bright red. A person, fierce and brash, and full of life and colours. He doesn't remember their name, and in his memory their face is just a blur, he can't even be sure they were ever real in the first place."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    197
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    When Frank was making his first steps on the path of a superhero he believed he was going to make the world a better place. Twelve years later, jaded and washed out, he gets caught up in a plot involving a long lost friend, a former lover, and a conspiracy between the government and big business aimed at everyone possessing special abilities.
    The problem? Frank has no idea which side he's on.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,134
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    747
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    "This is the day, Gerard thinks, and realises he is terrified."
    Gerard and Mikey are running away. It doesn't work out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,309
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    247
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    Gerard comes to visit Frank during the summer break, and it was supposed to be nice and fun but things go horribly wrong pretty quickly. Also, Frank's new stepfather is a piece of crap, but what else is new?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    312
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    "After fifteen minutes Frank decides that this is the lamest party he has ever had the displeasure to be invited to. The drinks are horrible, he doesn't know any of these people — and doesn't want to know most of them, — and he is just bored. He should have stayed at home and played video games all night."

    Or: Frank and Gerard meet after not hearing from each other for literal years. It ends up in a mess.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    235
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    “They used to do this before the war,” Party says.
    Ghoul believes them. Doesn't have much choice: Party is one of the few killjoys who remember what life was like before.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    172
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    Frank and Gerard go to a Christmas fair. That's it, that's the fic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    542
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    129
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    "They may have underestimated the amount of work that needs to be done by Christmas, and for this Gerard blames Frank. If he could, he would have avoided decorating the house at all, save for the tree, but apparently Frank has gotten into a fight with the head of the HOA and now this is the question of life and death — or, in this case, the question of keeping their home safe from the HOA. They have already been getting odd looks and occasional remarks, they can’t afford making the situation any worse."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    132
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    “Frank, come on, it's a classic, and you know it!”
    "You know, just because we live together doesn't mean you can torture me with motherfucking Christmas movies.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    128

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