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It’d been a mid-life crisis thing—starting up a ThirstTrap account. He’s aging, going gray, and it’s harder and harder to snag cute guys when out on the town. So Wriothesley thought: What is the harm? He posts up a few lewds, gets a few bites, and maybe makes a couple hundred on the side. Being a personal trainer pays his bills, but a slush fund is nice, and Wriothesley deemed it worth the ill-advised idea™.
Clorinde had laughed at him. Literally. Wriothesley spilled the beans the next day over coffee and tea cakes at Café Lutece, and she’d laughed so hard he thought he might’ve broken her. He’s known Clorinde for decades and that is the only time he’s seen her double over and lose it.
She’d stopped laughing after the first payout because Wriothesley was an instant sensation, a rough and tumble, silver fox showing off the goods. As it turns out, there’s a market for decent-looking middle-aged men with gnarly scars, and a bomb-ass physique.
Wriothesley and Neuvillette are both lonely, socially stunted older dudes terrified of dating, and so they do what the youngsters do-- accidentally initiate romance over social media by way of 'lewd modeling'.
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- Part 1 of Socially Awkward
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19 Sep 2025
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This one was gooodd
middle aged cam boy wriostheley x prosecutor viewer neuvillette
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Dear Advice Column: What Do You Do When You Think Your Archon is Your Love Interest's Daughter? by Dracoduceus
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Sep 2025
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Kaveh walked toward Alhaitham’s room and stopped. The door to what had once been his room but was given to an archon pretending to be a little girl was open.
The pile of stuffed animals was gone, including the giant red vulture named Dook-Dook and the large round plushie of the Golden-Winged King and the long plushie of Yanwang Dijun.
There were no clothes in the laundry basket, no clothes in the drawers when he opened them, no trinkets on the shelves, no books, no pieces of art from daycare. The room was a blank slate, with a bed and a very generic blanket and set of sheets on it, as if it hadn’t been lived in for months.
As if Nahida hadn’t existed at all.
He should be happy to see everything returning back to normal, but all Kaveh felt was empty.
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It's a long road to recovery, but Kaveh isn't sure that there's any forgiveness left.
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Tartaglia @tartaglia_progamer • tweeted
Stream at ##:## LST! Playing SCNH~
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TheHarbimbos @harbingersrule
Replying to @tartaglia_progamer
TARTAGLIA IS PLAYING SLIME CROSSING?! IS THE WORLD ENDING
> TartaliAgenda @ihavenomora
Replying to @harbingersrule
THIS IS 100% BC OF ZHONGLI RIGHT? HE SIMPIN’
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Pro-Gamer and notoriously unhinged, "only games with fighting are fun" battle-crazy streamer Tartaglia discovers the magic of Mr. Infodumps-for-6-hours-about-Rock-Formations Zhongli's streams, and aims to become to ultimate Zhongli simp. Meanwhile, the entirety of Teyvat is losing their minds online. -
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When Kaveh discovers that Alhaitham has been reading a book about human sexuality and kinks, he generously offers to assist Alhaitham with some sexual exploration. It’s a risky proposal, and one that could end very badly—thanks to their falling-out years ago, the two of them have trust issues galore.
But it turns out that Kaveh and Alhaitham are surprisingly good at trust and communication when it comes to sex…which raises some questions about the nature of their relationship, and where exactly this whole experiment is leading them.
“Look,” Kaveh says, “if you’re going to approach sexual pleasure like an experiment, most potential partners won’t take too kindly to the idea of you having sex with them for science. Therefore, to spare all the poor people you’d inevitably insult in your quest for data, I am willing to be that person.”
“How charitable of you,” Alhaitham says.
“And I assume that you’re somewhat comfortable with the idea of having sex with me,” Kaveh adds, “or else you wouldn’t have been so willing to have my fingers in your mouth just now.”
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chap 5
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Instinctual Desires by KattyBlue
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Oct 2023
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Dream is the new Head Alpha of the Crimsonmane Pack after his father stepped down from deteriorating health. Dream grew up working hard for this position that he knew would inevitably be put on his shoulders. He wears his new title with pride and those of the pack are excited to see the future with him looking over them.
In over a matter of months, Dream has been able to do his family and pack proud. He keeps in touch with everyone of the pack, checking in on them frequently. He makes sure if anyone is in need of food or health care. He assigns daily patrols and hunting groups. Everything is running smoothly with Dream as Head and he couldn't be happier.
Until one evening with his family and they start questioning him about finding a potential mate.
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- Part 1 of The Head of Crimsonmane