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You Turned Around (And You Stole My Heart) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
27 Aug 2022
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“I’m gonna be honest with you,” he says, shoving some cans on a shelf, “I get paid less than minimum wage, which is legal because I am a student. My manager has yelled at me no less than four times since I clocked in, one of which was for the fact that it was raining and I did not beg god hard enough to stop it. If you fold your hand into the shape of a finger gun and inform me that you’re robbing the store, I will personally put every dollar from the register in your pocket and then ask you to pull the trigger. My soul is so dead that I don’t even have a joke for it. I don’t give even an eighth of a shit if you steal that cabbage.”
For the first time since his speech, the employee glances at Keith, and then does a double take. Some light seems to return into his deep brown eyes.
“Actually, you’re cute as hell,” he says, and Keith goes red. “Take two cabbages.”
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OR: Keith steals from Wal-Mart. He feels like it must be a little justified, because the hot employee stole his heart.Bookmarked by Blacksheeperton
10 Jun 2023
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This Is Not A Zoo (It's Better) by ErinWantsToWrite
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
13 Apr 2022
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“Lance, what in the fresh hell is that?” Hunk interrupts sharply.
Lance looks at his hand. “A smoothie?”
“The ANIMAL, Lance!” Keith points at the cat- who was perched silently on Lance’s shoulder still.
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AKA: running gag I think should have been included in the show: Lance keeps picking up random animals, and the team is giving up on questioning that.
(I also think they should have included that Lance is good with people, and can act well, but that's a fic for another time)Bookmarked by Blacksheeperton
10 Jun 2023
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Does Anyone Know Where The Love Of God Goes (When The Waves Turn The Minutes To Hours) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
10 Feb 2023
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Shiro looks pleadingly to Hunk.
“Please translate,” he asks.
This is not unusual. Lance and Hunk frequently have to explain each other’s trains of thought to the team at large.
“Lance thinks he can see the future,” Hunk explains tiredly. “He is not a Seer. He just gets lucky, occasionally, and he’s observant. There is nothing I can do to convince him otherwise.”
“That’s because you’re wrong,” Lance says patiently. “I do so get visions. I told you about the mermaid planet when we were fifteen, remember?”
“Lance, you dreamed once about alien mermaids and the universe is so batshit insane that it ended up being true. That is not predicting the future.”
“Mhm, sure. And the fact that I knew the names of the mermaids we could trust was coincidence.”
“Exactly!”
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OR: Lance thinks he can tell the future. That can't be right, though.
...Can it?Bookmarked by Blacksheeperton
10 Jun 2023
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Honestly, Hunk deserves better.
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Five times that Hunk thought he walked in on Lance and Keith doin’ the hanky-panky, and one time he actually did.
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“I like Keith,” Lance blurted suddenly.
Shiro blinked. “Oh.” Not exactly the revelation he’d been expected. “He likes you, too.”
- In which Shiro accidentally reveals Keith and Lance’s feelings for each other… without even knowing about them in the first place.
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