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“Okay,” Eiffel starts, opening the panel to Hera’s sensory array and examining the contents beneath, hands poised on either side of it, “so, there’s two ways we can go about this: either you can tell me how to fix you up, or you can toss me the manual, shut your eyes real tight, and let me go atcha with a screwdriver and a dream. What’ll it be, baby?”
(What Eiffel and Hera were /really/ doing with the sensory array while Minkowski played Die Hard in the vents system. Or, as I say every single time I watch Watchmen (2009) and subsequently the worst soundtracked sex scene ever: THE SHIP GETS TO CUM TOO!)
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Sixty-one days, fifteen hours, and eleven minutes into his voyage aboard the U.S.S. Hephaestus, Douglas Eiffel comes to the same conclusion he has every other day he wakes up aboard this godforsaken ship: this sucks.
(Title is just a phrase that people say, but if you must know, the song that was stuck in my head when I picked it was "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison, not. The other one).
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If anyone were to ask Stone what his personal version of Hell was, he would tell them that Hell is standing by Robotnik’s side through an academic conference.
(Stone gets stabbed while he and the Doctor are out on business. This is fine. He can handle it).
(Spoilers: he can't).
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You Make It Feel Like Christmas by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
24 Dec 2024
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Two weeks before Christmas, Eddie sits in his office, listens to a cop tell him about the state they found his mother in, and he drops his phone. It hits the ground, shattering into pieces, and his entire world goes with it.
Eddie worries about things incessantly because of a fear that his mother instilled in him, and to one-up him, Sonia Kaspbrak up and dies.
(A Hallmark original film, sort of. Not Hallmark. Not a film. All the sap.)
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Of Monsters and Mortals by Bread_Bird
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
21 Dec 2024
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“You mentioned something about ‘coping with the weirdness’ last time.”
After the would-be end of the world, Amy sees a therapist. She sees no reason to, but she does.
(Post-canon. Amy has to stay behind while her friends run off to play Scooby Doo. She makes friends with the first person she sees: Kieffer).
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Do robotgirls dream of electric- [CRITICAL SYSTEMS ERROR] by Bread_Bird
Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio)
19 Apr 2025
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This is just Eiffel and Hera getting each other off
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SMCU (Spencer Middleton Cinematic Universe) by Bread_Bird
Fandom: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
01 Nov 2024
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What if they were friends though by Bread_Bird
Fandom: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
01 Oct 2024
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AU where Jack and Spencer were friends in high school :D
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