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    Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)

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    Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.

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    There are a few things that Carlos may have neglected to tell Cecil.

    Like his last name.

    Or how he hasn’t actually dated anyone since his junior year of high school.

    Or that he’s a wizard of the White Council and the regional commander of Wardens in the western United States and not, in fact, a scientist.

    You know. Minor details.

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    09 Sep 2024

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    A good idea executed beautifully. The crossover you never knew you needed. Syntactically accurate bus shelter.

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    High Sage Kenji blesses Fire Prince Zuko with the resilience of the reed, who bends in the wind and never breaks. When he is done, Fire Prince Ozai narrows his eyes, seemingly displeased by this blessing. But Kenji does not speak for himself; he is only a vessel. 

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    The newly-crowned Fire Lord Ozai offers his firstborn son to service in the temple.

    This turns out to be a catastrophic mistake.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    Rereading it religiously (pun intended)

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    In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.

    [ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]

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    06 Feb 2025

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    Worldbuilding 👁️👅👁️