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    Oliver raised a brow, tracing a finger down Batman's shoulder, fingering the edge of the man's cape. “You think I wouldn't recognize that ass when I see it? Come on, B, really? I know that ass. Intimately.”

    OR- Oliver figures out Batman's identity because the butts match. Barry’s POV.

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    26 Jun 2025

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    Superman and Batman have been dating for years. Clark has revealed his identity, but Batman still has his reserves. This can't continue like that, so Batman attempts to reveal his identity one day, after an event in Wayne Enterprises.

    Keyword: "attempts".

    It all goes off the rails and the next minute, he's stuffing his family into a suburban house and pretending to be Bruno Díaz, Wayne Enterprises employee.

    Based on a Tumblr post by secretidentie.

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Everyone in the Justice League knows Superman and Batman are married, but then Superman is seen kissing Bruce Wayne. Bruce thinks he's funny. He's not.

    (Okay, he kind of is.)

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    22 Jun 2025

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    It was problematic in theory, and nearly unbearable in practice. Reuniting with an estranged father who was ignorant of the fact that he had sired a son to begin with.

    Pietro took his shot anyway.

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    25 May 2025

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    “You're stuck with me now, so, better get used to it,” Peter had said, and Erik had begun to believe that after ten years of isolation, he had finally lost his mind.

    When it comes to Peter, everything is fast. In less than five minutes, Erik had been properly informed that he had a son, that said son thought he was “absolutely off the shits, but, whatever”, had been provided with evidence that he was the father, and then informed that his son would be sticking around.

    Erik keeps staring at him like he's not real.

    “Uh-oh,” Peter says, having noticed Erik's silence for the past twenty seconds. “I feel like I broke you.”

    Or, how Erik bonds with his son, gets back together with Charles, and continues to fight for mutants. Not in that order.

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    24 May 2025