CallMeLieutennant



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Harley finally gets to come to New York to hang out with Tony he's excited to build some robots and blow stuff up. Instead Tony is insisting that he meets that damn intern that he's been bragging about for months. Harley doesn't even have to meet the guy to know he's already sick of Peter Parker.

    In other news that cute guy that hangs around the tower keeps running away before Harley can find out his name. Damn it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,604
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    12,988
    Bookmarks:
    1,855
    Hits:
    117,316

    20 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Stay?"

    Peter finally looked down to see Harley Fucking Keener, Iron Lad, the boy who had caused his shoulder to be throbbing in pain all night, looking away with a slight tint to his cheeks. Peter opened and closed his mouth, no sound coming out.

    And he sat back down.

     

    OR: Peter had been living on the streets, dealing with your average homeless vigilante stuff. Things got a bit more complicated when the Avengers started to chase him down.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    176,354
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Collections:
    50
    Comments:
    4,084
    Kudos:
    16,452
    Bookmarks:
    3,360
    Hits:
    596,715

    18 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Homecoming AU.

    Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

    So he leaves.

    Simple.

    Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

    And that’s when things get complicated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    220,959
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Collections:
    171
    Comments:
    11,652
    Kudos:
    57,332
    Bookmarks:
    15,213
    Hits:
    1,183,953

    13 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Zuko's birthday!" Aang called out. "Zuko, you didn't tell us it was your birthday? We would've celebrated!"

    "It doesn't matter," Zuko said, his voice commanding, if not a bit squeaky. "I've never really celebrated my birthday, so it's not like I'm missing anything. Please, just pretend that this is a normal day."

    Hopefully, they would forget all about his birthday.

    … Hopefully.

    Or;

    The Gaang find an old calendar among the mountain of memorabilia that Zuko is burning at the Ember Island holiday house and make a startling discovery.

    Zuko, on the other hand, begins to believe they are hatching a plot to kill him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    1,427
    Bookmarks:
    232
    Hits:
    12,349

    12 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    A collection of instances in a modern AU of Zuko's shitty childhood, featuring Ozai's dislike of his son's autism and sexuality.

    Words:
    145,762
    Works:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    874

    10 Aug 2025