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Five Times Jaskier Called Geralt Daddy + 1 Time Geralt Called Jaskier Daddy by ChallengeAcceptedPankratz (CassLikesFic) for badwolfbadwolf
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Apr 2020
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"Can you believe it, Geralt? The first day of my twentieth whole year." Jaskier was attentively finishing shaving off the barest shadow of stubble, patting his boyish face clean with a soft towel. "Tonight marks the beginning of a new chapter."
"Hm."
"I feel very wise, with my accumulated wisdom and experience and- why are you snorting? That was an eye roll. You rolled your eyes. Why?"
"Because you may look twenty, but you act like a brat of ten. You're two sentences away from climbing into my lap, throwing your arms around my neck, and begging me for a puppy in exchange for being good."
Geralt raised an eyebrow at the sudden scent of Jaskier's arousal.
"Or were you going to ask for something else for your birthday, if you were in that position?"
"Is that an invitation to climb into your lap?"
"Two years wasn’t enough dancing for you? You want me, I want you." Geralt firmly patted his legs. "Come ask for your present."
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What Twenty Gets You by ChallengeAcceptedPankratz (CassLikesFic)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Apr 2020
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"You're pretty enough, in that rough country way. Turnip harvest not come in as well as you wanted?"
"I'm not some dumb farm boy-" And there was a flare of spirit, behind those soft grin eyes, hot anger that promised something truly tempting. Not just a short, whimpering, whining fuck.
"Darling, I wasn't the one selling my arse with schoolboy manners for cut rates, was I?" Julian narrowed his eyes slightly, letting his mouth take on a crueler twist. His fingers tightened slightly on that strong jaw. "So for that money, you'll be what I fucking well tell you to, won't you?"
He was shoved back, and that coiled strength really shouldn't have made Julian's blood run hot, but if his blood did anything it should have, he'd still be entertaining waspish young ladies at a dull party with a warm drink in his hand. He was pinned up against his own wall by strong hands, green eyes flashing. "$20 gets you my mouth, hands, cock, and ass until two in the morning, and you'll fucking call me Geralt while you get your money's worth, not farm boy. Are we clear about what that money is and isn't getting you?"
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The One Where Jaskier Gets Fucked By A Dragon by ChallengeAcceptedPankratz (CassLikesFic)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Mar 2020
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“Dragons that lay eggs, are more properly referred to as Dragonkind. They grow to be ten feet tall, walk on two legs, are...somewhat humanoid, and they have a single sex.”
“So the same dragon lays the eggs and fertilizes them?”
“Hm.”
“...I’m still missing something.”
“Dragonkind need a host to incubate their eggs for the first few hours after laying.”
“Ohh, so the sheepskin and hot water bottle is to keep it snug while you’re holding it against your chest. I see. Bit of a cuddle.”
“No, Jaskier.”
“...they lay the egg, and then you cuddle it, and they, er. Fertilize it while you’re curled around it? Bit sticky, still doesn’t explain the size of the reward.”
“No, Jaskier.” Geralt added thoughtfully, after a moment. “And the one in this territory uses ‘he.’ Not they.”
“He. Good to know. Well gods damn it then, Geralt, why don’t you explain to me in direct language where little dragons come from then?”