Chaotic_Salad



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    Alhaitham has recently come to realize three things:

    1. He is in love with Kaveh.
    2. He would like to kiss Kaveh, hold Kaveh’s hand, go on dates with Kaveh, and become boyfriends with Kaveh.
    3. He has absolutely no idea how to go about doing any of that.

    Having nobody to confide in, he resorts to writing to Sumeru’s most popular advice column, The Wanderer’s Advice, for help. Before long, seemingly everyone in Sumeru City gets swept up in the story of Ardent Admirer and their clueless beloved.

    Everyone except Kaveh, for better or for worse.

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    11 Jun 2024

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    “Monsieur Chief Justice,” Wriothesley says, not sure if he wants to laugh or walk straight into the sea. “Are you unfamiliar with floriography?”

    Returning to his dockets, Neuvillette says, “I understand it is a passing trend among the young people of Fontaine, but I have never given it much of my own regard.”

    Wriothesley chokes. Half of Fontainian society communicates via the unspoken language of flowers, using bouquets to augment or even subvert their messages. “I wouldn’t call it a passing trend,” Wriothesley manages, strangled.

    Wriothesley teaches Neuvillette the subtle political art of floriography, and Neuvillette takes the opportunity to communicate more privately with the Duke.

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    05 Jul 2025

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    Much like water, relationships are complex, in a way everyone except Neuvillette seem to understand.

    Neuvilette explores his complicated “personal relationship” with the Duke of the Fortress of Meropide.

    (Or, everyone in Fontaine seems to think that he and Wriothesley are dating, and Neuvillette has no idea why.)

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    28 Feb 2025

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    On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.

    That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.

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    Podfic also available (in English) by Gabriel_Audio!

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    27 Jan 2025

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    It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross.

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    26 Jan 2025