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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
This Fic is now complete!
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23 Jun 2025
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Holly Potter: The Bookish, Burgling, Badass by Personfour
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 May 2025
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Holly Potter wasn’t planning on becoming a mind reader or shapeshifter, that was just an accidental side effect of being a witch.
Now, becoming an academically inclined thief with a penchant for badassery? That was fully intentional.
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- Part 1 of The Life and Times Of Holly Potter
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19 Jun 2025
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She spotted him across the room.
Severus Snape.
Her target.
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17 Jun 2025
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Harriet traveled to the future, where Voldemort is dead and Snape is the Dark Lord. Now he won't let her go.
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18 Jun 2025
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Surviving Nagini's bite awakens something in Snape. Something dark. Something hungry. Something that craves Harrie.
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18 Jun 2025