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“This is a state of the art, all-in-one 15-inch iMac G3,” Harry gushed, hand stroking the side of the machine. “It came in Bondi Blue but I thought I would change the colour of the housing to suit my new nails.” At this, Harry wiggles his hand at Voldemort to emphasise his point.
Voldemort stares at Harry blankly, at a loss as to which part of Harry’s incoherent statement he should attempt to deconstruct first.
"Of course, you can choose Strawberry for the outer casing but the bastards were going to charge more. What’s the point of having magic if you’re not going to use it to cheat The Man, right? Just don’t let anyone tell Steve Jobs,” Harry added, grinning, as if he were sharing some great secret.
“What,” Voldemort found himself saying before he could stop himself.
Translated into Chinese by the wonderful Lolita0904
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15 May 2025
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Slytherins Respect Power, Correct? by ATiredAndDeadWriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Aug 2022
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The Slytherins of 1943 meet a new sixth year student and it doesn't go the way they thought it would.
Riddle would stamp the confidence out of him.
Riddle would ruin the spark in those green eyes.
Riddle would put this kid in his place.But after just one conversation... Harry Potter is suddenly more important than any of them ever had been, or ever would be.
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- Part 12 of Multi-Fandom Misc One-Shots
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08 May 2025
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AU. Voldemort never existed. Harry was in Slytherin at Hogwarts, but failed most of his OWLS and left after fifth year. Now, semi-estranged from his family, he works in a low-level job at the Ministry, unknowingly using intense Occlumency simply to survive from day to day. Master Legilimens Tom Riddle, called to the Ministry to interrogate a criminal, finds himself more than intrigued by the young man with a quiet mind and deep secrets.
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- Part 1 of From Litha to Lammas 2022
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07 May 2025
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Continuation of Guaranteed Safety in which Harry is horny and pregnant. That’s it. That’s the plan.
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- Part 2 of GS
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06 May 2025
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Harry isn’t sure what Dumbledore wants him to learn from their lessons, but he’s sure it’s not what he’s ended up focusing in on. Regardless, he can’t get the idea out of his mind if its the best chance of living he’s got. If it was as un-feasible as it was absurd, he’d move past it. But, it’s not. It’s entirely possible.
The only problem would be convincing the dark lord to impregnate him, but Harry doesn’t plan on asking.
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06 May 2025