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THE GREAT UZUMAKI NARUTO! NYEH HEH HEH! by TheEternalHeroesofWorlds4
Fandoms: Naruto, Undertale (Video Game)
30 Nov 2023
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Uzumaki Naruto. If there is one word, what would you say? Cheerful. Weird. Cute! Friend. GREAT!!! NYEH HEH HEH!
I mean, not nyeh heh heh! I don’t know the words of those… … … OKAY! YOU GOT ME! YOU ARE CLEVER READERS, KNOWING IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME DESPITE MY CLEVER DISGUISE! NO MATTER, YOU CAN STILL READ MY STORY!
IT HAS ALL OF MY HEROICS IN THERE! YES!!! ENJOY READING AND PLEASE… DON’T GIVE OUT PUNS!!!!!
Bookmarked by CriticallyWack
28 May 2025
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“what’dya mean the surface? i-” As I speak, I try to take a step forward, but it doesn’t work. Which doesn’t make sense, because when people try to walk, they walk, but for some reason, instead of walking, I fall to my knees in frickin’ PAIN. “aghk-!”
My cervical vertebrae throbs and I cough up dust, trying to keep myself steady by keeping my hands planted firmly on the hard concrete floor. Right, I wasn’t done healing earlier.
“papyrus!” I hear Sans shout the name, one that causes me to look up. But it’s not my name… is it? I don’t think so? I need to focus on healing myself, having been rudely interrupted from said process when I suddenly showed up here.
Or, I love the tag “reader is a sans”, or in this case, papyrus, and this is entirely self-indulgent.
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07 May 2025
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Sirius was dead and it was at least half Harry’s fault. He’d once again been abandoned at Privet Drive, but he didn’t even care this time. He deserved worse than that.
Unfortunately, right in the middle of his months-long sulk, something impossible happens that changes everything.
What the hell’s a male, mammalian virgin supposed to think after laying a pair of eggs?
Well, if that male, mammalian virgin happens to be an orphan desperate for love, acceptance, and family, the course of action is pretty obvious.
ANYTHING IT TAKES TO PROTECT THEM.
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A story of family, love, growing up, and all the things you never notice when you can’t see past the blinding Light to the shadows lurking between you and the Dark.
[This is a Work In Progress. It is not finished. It may never be finished. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.]
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- Part 14 of W.I.P. Collection
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Bookmarked by CriticallyWack
25 Feb 2025
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Harry Potter was just six years old when the abuse in the Dursley home became too much. Saved by magic and an early creature inheritance Harry is whisked away to a safe home where he is raised by the ghosts, house elves, and portraits that reside there with him.
But eventually it is time for him to start school. How will the wizarding world react to a Boy Who Lived that is nothing like they expected?
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14 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Pretty good kept me entertained and on the edge of my seat
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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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(Now with a TV Tropes page!)
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Bookmarked by CriticallyWack
18 Jan 2025