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Tenna's decades old obsession with his former business partner comes back full swing upon meeting Spamton again. They try to deal with the aftermath.
(an alternate take on the foam scene)
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"THE [Tragic businesmen] THAT [Died] AT THE [Now] OF THE [Story]...?"
Spamton pushes Tenna out of the way.
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What if Spamton ran into another Lightner before Kris? What if they were lacking the strength and determination to be useful for his grand plan? Well, Spamton G. Spamton hasn't let a damn thing stop him yet, maybe he can still strike a deal to get what he wants.
Hello world, this is the first ever fic I've written to share with people. It's still incredibly self indulgent on my end, but maybe it will scratch that Spamton-itch for some of you as well. Reader has a purple soul. It may or may not be essential to the plot later. Thanks for reading if you do, I hope you enjoy the ride with our favorite dumpster puppet!
EDIT: WE ARE SO BACK BABYYYY. NOW CONTAINS [Chapter 3 Spoilers] only with regards to Spamton & Tenna backstory
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Alone on a Tuesday night after your boyfriend broke up with you via one single text message the night prior? (What an asshole!)
Worry no longer! (And grab your sunscreen, ‘cuz it's gonna get HOT.)
There's an Eldritch entity in your home willing to take care of you the way you deserve.
In other words, the CRT you take off Kris's hands after they knocked on your door one morning asking if you wanted it ends up courting you in the most horror-esque ways possible: channel changes to communicate with you, staticky name whispering when he craves your attention, and shadowy manifestations unbound after an altruistic fluffy goat boy nearly convinced him that “all” Darkners grow “obsolete” eventually. (Hah, what a loon!)
But wait, there's more! (The Lord of Screens is, of course, a man who stops at nothing to get what he wants.)
NOTHING will prevent him from showing his Dark World form in the Light World.
Not even Death himself. (He can SUCK it!)
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What happens when you have a kinda functioning situationship with apparently no commitment besides liking each other but then there happens to be a child that you forgot about?
Nothing good for someone with commitment issues or maybe an opportunity to become more than roommates again.
Series
- Part 4 of You’re so cute, I could just eat you up!