Cutewarmachine
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Clickbait & Kevlar by Cutewarmachine
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Sep 2025
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“Roy,” Jason deadpanned, pulling his second wrist wrap snug, “save some tape for, I don’t know, the rest of humanity. Jesus. If you were gonna mummify your knees, you could’ve at least worn actual pants instead of basketball shorts. This is embarrassing for both of us.”
Roy didn’t even flinch. He just looked up mid-wrap and flipped Jason off with the grace of someone who had done it so many times it barely registered as rude anymore.
“Like you know anything about preserving your janky-ass, Lazarus Pit-fried joints,” he shot back, adjusting the tape around his kneecap like it was performance art. “Pretty sure one of your elbows clicks every time you blink.”
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Set between Chapter 2 & 3 of the series work by sleepberries "Roommate Observations of J. Todd-Wayne"
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- Part 3 of twitch.tv/ArkhamAdjacent
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A Web of Blood Soaked Roses by Cutewarmachine
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
11 Aug 2025
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Peter discovered three things. First, he was somewhere in New Jersey, which was great since it was just a hop, skip, and a jump from New York. On a more depressing note, the city was named Gotham, infamous for some pretty grim nicknames—many calling it the crime capital of America, and third: He was pretty sure this was hell.
Hell would be the only thing that could explain that he was here after being snapped to dust on Titan, right?
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A Helm Lost in Webs and Thorns by Cutewarmachine for a_brilliante_mariposa
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Peter was gone.
There was no scream. No body. No blood.
Just dust. Just some fucking dust, that was all that fucking remained.
Fine, gray dust coated the pavement, still drifting lazily in the air like the remnants of a cremation. It clung to Jason’s clothes, streaked across the sleeves of his jacket, and peppered his skin. Some of it stuck in the damp trails carved down his cheeks by the tears he hadn’t even realized he was crying.------------
A Web of Blood Soaked Roses Last Three Chapters, but from Jason's POV....Happy Birthday Peter Parker!
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Stream Starts When I Figure Out This Damn Mic by Cutewarmachine
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Jul 2025
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Jason was done. He was tired — not in the way you feel after patrol, not in the way that clings to your skin after a long fight — no, he was cosmically tired. Tired in his bones, in his blood, in that sharp little corner of his mind that used to believe in doing the right thing just because it was right.
All he really wanted was to be left the hell alone. Maybe go to school, get a degree in something that didn’t involve body armor or explosive-tipped rounds. Maybe — just maybe — play some goddamn video games, sit on a shitty couch with a blanket over his head and pretend he was normal.
Anything. Literally anything but this.
Because this?
This wasn’t living.
This was just surviving. And Jason Todd was really fucking tired of surviving.
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Also known as the Streamer AU (brought to you by the Spideyhood Server enabling myself and sleepberries)
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- Part 1 of twitch.tv/ArkhamAdjacent
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Stars Upon Endless Skies by Cutewarmachine
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
03 May 2025
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Jason Todd thought he'd left second chances behind a long time ago. Working the land at Goldcreek Ranch under Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, he figured all he had left was hard work, stubborn horses, and enough distance from the past to keep breathing.
But when Peter Parker steps off a battered bus — a kid hollowed out by grief after losing his parents and nearly all his friends in a plane crash — Jason finds himself saddled with something he wasn’t ready for: responsibility. Real responsibility. The kind that stirs up ghosts he thought he’d buried deep.
Haunted by restless nights and a fire inside him he can’t quite outrun, Jason knows one thing for sure — if Peter’s going to survive this place, he’ll have to teach him the same thing he taught himself: how to hold on when the whole damn sky’s trying to tear you down.
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Brought to you by COVID and the Author's listening to Ghost Riders in the Sky on repeat for three days straight.
Are yall proud I actually wrote a summary instead of copy and pasting from the fic lol
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twitch.tv/ArkhamAdjacent by Cutewarmachine, sleepberries
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Sep 2025
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No Matter the Universe, I Will Love You - Spideyhood by Cutewarmachine
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Remus' MCU Collection by Cutewarmachine
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
25 Apr 2021
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Anything I write that takes place within the MCU will be posted here! Please adhere to the written works tags!
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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Bookmarked by Cutewarmachine
12 Jul 2023
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The double doors swing open and Jack rests his elbows on the counter. The mister has stopped playing the piano in the end of the bar and everyone’s eyes go straight towards that front door. Marlene comes closer to him, resting against the counter as well, and she curses under her breath. Jack frowns even more, not understanding why everyone shut their mouths, and a man walks into the place.
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A story about a boy, a cowboy and their love, in the land of the gun.
Bookmarked by Cutewarmachine
09 Jun 2019
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01 Dec 2018
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I Do, I Don't, I Die by prisma134
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
31 Mar 2017
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Steve Rogers was not bonded to Bucky Barnes. He was not in a relationship with Bucky Barnes anymore. Bucky had no obligations towards him except a pewter ring that was so faded and rusted that hung on his dog tags. Bucky had no promises to break, because he didn't remember them. Steve was okay with that, he really was. He would have to be, because Bucky wasn't his anymore to have. Instead, Bucky was Natasha's to cherish and Steve was not going to stand in his way.
Steve was going to let Bucky go, even if it killed him and even if his heart was shattering into a million pieces to see his best friend--his soul mate--be in a relationship with someone else.
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There, in the darkness of the deep blue sea, lies a creature that lurks in the water and that hunts for another prey.
Bookmarked by Cutewarmachine
15 Mar 2018
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Beautifully written, best AU and I’m not just talking about the ships- there’s a heckin PIRATE