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    In which Astarion is an ex-olympic figure skater and Gale is a famous musician. They get paired together as Dancing on Ice's first ever same sex couple. Shenanigans ensue.

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    “How did you even get in? I very definitely remember locking up.”

    “Ah,” Gale looks ever-so-slightly abashed. Only slightly, though. Mostly he looks a little proud of himself. “You know how the receptionist is always asleep?”

    Astarion's eyebrows shoot up.

    “Gale Dekarios, you shady thing.”

    “I only borrowed it! He's never been awake enough to ask about spares, so. It was easier to just sort it out myself.”

    “It would have been easier to ask me,” Astarion points out.

    “Mmmm,” Gale hums, doubtfully. “I don't know if I'd ever consider you the ‘easier’ option, Astarion, I feel that would be doing your commitment to cantankerousness a great disservice.”

    I'd be extremely easy if you weren't so fucking annoying, Astarion thinks.

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    04 May 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Aloy had always known there was something different about her feelings for Erend, compared to her other friends. She hadn’t been able to identify exactly what it was until the moment she witnessed between Varl and Zo. It was as if she’d found that missing datapoint, the one that tied it all together and explained everything.

    Only then did Aloy finally realize what was different about Erend: she wanted to kiss him.

    After forming a deeper connection with Erend during her recovery at Stone’s Echo, Aloy fumbles her way through their newfound romantic relationship, all while working to restore GAIA. Spoilers for all of HFW.

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    13 Aug 2022

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    "Well, the Greek myths fit a lot of big archetypes. War stories and romances and romantic war stories. Everyone can see themselves in at least one of the gods or heroes."

    "Which are we?" Garrus asks.

    Shepard's smile is strange. Stranger than normal, at least. "Which Greek gods are we?"

    "I… actually meant romance or war story."

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    After Shepard disappears into the Conduit, Garrus goes looking for her.

    From there, things get weird.

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    16 Aug 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Shepard has spent her life from one fight to the next, but the path for motherhood might be the toughest battle she has ever faced.

    A story of the road to parenthood, told in vignettes.

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    13 Aug 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Kaidan goes back to the Normandy after the attack of the Citadel, but it’s been a while since he’s been there and doesn’t know how to act around Shepard. They’ll end up figuring out more than how to coexist.

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    11 Aug 2021