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Crowley’s just trying to survive his night shifts at Tesco without punching a customer or dying of jam-related rage.
He’s got weird regulars, haunted pineapple refunds, and zero patience left until a soft-spoken man in a cashmere coat appears asking about lemon curd like it’s a matter of national security.
Aziraphale wasn’t planning to fall in love in the jam aisle.
He just wanted to bake for his book club.
One keeps coming back for excuses he definitely hasn’t thought through.
The other’s slowly losing his grip on reality.
Together, they’re what happens when retail hell meets a truly inconvenient romance. -
Dark Horse by SinningBiggly
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jun 2025
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Author Aziraphale "Az" Fell leaves London to find inspiration for a new book series by traveling to his family's ranch in rural Colorado. Shenanigans ensue.
In this chapter, we meet the protagonists. Aziraphale travels and meets the Horsemaster at Heaven's Gate Ranch, Crowley.
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When rising star AJ Crowley finds himself in a little spot of trouble on the set of his new action movie, he is lucky enough to bump into a literal angel who infuses him with some much needed courage in a rather unconventional way.
One fabulous kiss, a fall from grace, many phone calls and approximately twenty years of friendship later, Crowley and Aziraphale are about to embark on their first ever project together, which allows them to get closer than ever.
Will they be brave enough to cross the invisible boundary still standing between them? Or will they let the fear of losing each other get in their way?
Idiocy predictably abounds, but luckily so does the love.~*~ PRE-WRITTEN. UPDATES EVERY WEEK ~*~
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- Part 1 of On This Bumpy Road To Love
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Save Me by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Apr 2025
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“Crowley,” he sighed, “is this some kind of trick? If it’s a demonic trick, then I-”
“No. No trick. I swear on…” he paused and considered all the things he believed in and valued, “...well, I don’t have a lot to swear on, but just believe me, alright? It’s not a trick. Just take the note and read it and do as I say. Please. ”
That last word shot through Aziraphale like a bullet. He’d never heard Crowley actually say please before…certainly not as earnestly as he just had. Unsure what else to do, Aziraphale nodded and Crowley miracle-ed the note over to him. Upon opening it, the angel found a simple yet cryptic message: “ Say ‘Save me’ if you want me to stop.”
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When you're in love with your hereditary enemy, anything that happens between you needs to be secret and stolen...
Luckily, Crowley and Aziraphale have developed "the game" to keep up appearances.
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- Part 5 of Ineffable Smut
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The Nice and Accurate Guide to TPS Reports by BrandySmugglerMasterSpy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Office Space (1999), Good Omens- Terry Pratchett and No One Else
29 Mar 2025
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Or: The Office Space inspired AU Literally No One But Me Asked For.
Aziraphale and Crowley, employees at rival tech firms who may or may not have noticed each other from afar, unexpectedly find themselves working together on a high-stakes project with alarming potential to control society. Under the watchful eyes of mysterious consultants, they join forces to secretly sabotage the project, risking their jobs and reputations to protect humanity’s freedom. Along the way, they navigate office politics, dodge suspicion, and grow closer, hoping to find liberation from both the corporate machine and the looming threat they helped dismantle.
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Our two idiots thwart the downfall of humanity, but this time from behind a desk.
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