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• The history of the Shire and Hobbits in general. by ovidsnaso (FallohideDragon)

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  12 Jan 2025

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  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Gandalf | Mithrandir
  • Azog (Tolkien)
  • The Necromancer (Tolkien)
  • Thorin's Company
  • Hobson Gamgee
  • Bilbo is So Done
  • BAMF Bilbo Baggins
  • King Bilbo
  • Warrior Bilbo
  • Pre-The Hobbit
  • During The Hobbit
  • Hobbit Culture & Customs
  • hobbit language
  • Why?
  • why not?
  • Bilbo knows way more than you think
  • Battle of Five Armies - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
  • Like I was gonna let them die!
  • Gandalf is a meddling old coot
  • Bilbo is out of here
  • Archthain Bilbo
  • What's a Hobbit to do?
  • Good Azog
  • Gold coin Gold coin in the hoard. Who's the rudest Dwarf of all?
  • Sassy Bilbo Baggins
  • hobbits have major magic
  • Like super OP
  • i am embracing the op of this
  • i gave bilbo kids and then got rid of them bcs i didn't know what to do with them
  • I AM GONNA REWRITE THIS I SWEAR
  • and it's gonna be fantastic
  • degree? what degree - I don't need to graduate
  • Currently being rewritten - Freeform

  Summary

  (BEING REWRITTEN)
  Bilbo is the Archthain. The most important Hobbit in the Shire. And now the stupid wizard has tried to trick him into an adventure (as if he'd fall for that) and he has to hide the true nature of Hobbits from 13 dwarves. But he has a sinking feeling that he is going to be found out.

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  English

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• Albus Dumbledore's Tremendously Terrific Two-Step Plan for Improving Hogwarts by ovidsnaso (FallohideDragon)

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, LEGO Harry Potter (Video Games)  

  • General Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  10 Nov 2023

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  • Albus Dumbledore & Hogwarts Staff
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Severus Snape
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Dumbledore is a wacky fellow
  • just straight up bonkers
  • does he do it on purpose? who knoes
  • albus dumbledore and the crime against fashion
  • inspired by the harry potter lego games
  • no seriously
  • this is the low i am at
  • Lego
  • also i don't remember writing some of this
  • i thought this was longer than it is lol
  • minerva mcgonagall is going to murder albus in his sleep and she will be right to do so
  • hermione despairs over the education system
  • screams of horror
  • aka: hogwarts students when the school gets MORE dangerous
  • Again
  • also the DADA curse is broken offscreen

  Summary

  Albus has a totally brilliant plan to spice up the Hogwarts curriculum...

  *inspired by HP lego wii games*

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  English

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  1,382

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• But you DO have my consent! *Evil Laughter* by ovidsnaso (FallohideDragon)

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • General Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  10 Jul 2022

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  • Harry Potter
  • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Severus Snape
  • Cedric Diggory
  • Peter Pettigrew
  • Cedric is only mentioned like twice
  • I do not understand potions theory
  • potions doesn't exist though
  • I do not understand chemistry but magic
  • it's green?! green is bad
  • he was like 'you better not consent' and the response was 'oh but I will'
  • irresponsible blood letting techniques
  • no beta we die like cedric and also everyone else
  • harry has a brain and uses it
  • harry is also very confused
  • volde-baby
  • consent used for the force of good
  • no logic i do what i want
  • mildly sarcastic narrator who is far to calm for the situation he is in
  • who let me have ideas
  • i pity the poor graveyard caretaker who had to deal with that mess at some point
  • magic for aesthetic and vibe purposes
  • Neologisms
  • Mentions of Limb Loss
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • the title says evil laughter but its actually good
  • I CONSENT! nooooooo
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • harry sees a normal year in the mirror of erised
  • Explosions
  • explosions equal DOOM
  • this is like 99.9 percent humour with a sprinkling of oh my gosh cedric died
  • One Shot
  • British English
  • i make up words
  • i am british by the way
  • the british spellings and language are accurate
  • Can confirm
  • British spelling (Americans you have been warned)
  • voldemort failed the vibe check
  • voldemort vibe checks the sky
  • british weather messing things up
  • harry potter reluctantly admits that the sorting hat had a point

  Summary

  Harry Potter, when transported to the graveyard for a freaky ritual, has quite possibly the dumbest idea in his life. Wormtail's chant says that his blood must be 'forcibly taken'! So he'll just give it willingly! Potions have been messed up on less, one time Ron messed up Malfoy's potion by glaring at it with seething hatred. Consent is king after all!

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