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Running Three Wide by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Oct 2024
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Jiang Cheng sighs. He doesn’t know why he’s convincing his situationship that their hot, intimidating alpha competitor is in love with him. He hates his fucking life. “I’d be doing him a fucking favor. Like, hey guy who barely looks at me, hot fertile omegas in your area need to get knotted—“
Wei Wuxian makes a strangled noise.
“I’m just saying,” Jiang Cheng says.
Or: When Wei Wuxian goes into heat right before a race, there’s only one solution. A threesome, obviously.
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Mona works at perpetually failing indie radio station WRDO. Shelley is exactly like other girls. It goes just as badly as you'd expect, and then it goes better.
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MDZS Fic Miscellany by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Feb 2023
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MDZS fic ideas I liked enough to write 500-2000 words about but not enough to finish! Enjoy!
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Fantasy Accord by FeelsForBreakfast for wistfulrat
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Feb 2023
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Lan Wangji makes highly researched TikToks about the perfume industry, niche and well-known fragrances, and the historical popularity of certain notes and accords. Wei Ying makes fragrance-themed soft core porn. They fuck in a bar bathroom.
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Wei Laoshi, Poonslayer by FeelsForBreakfast for babybeets
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Oct 2022
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Lan Wangji comes to two conclusions, almost simultaneously. The first, is that Nie Huaisang is messing with Wei Ying. The second, is that Wei Ying has never had sex in his life.
Or: Lan Wangji goes to Yunmeng, realizes that Wei Ying is a virgin, and takes decisive action.
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The McDonald's Drive Through, Like in Lans by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 May 2022
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there is no limited dimensions by Stratisphyre for SweetheartNinja
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jul 2023
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Wei Wuxian whistled. "Wow, Captain, you’re probably glad you managed to deal with that before the new stuffed shirts from Starfleet arrived."
Nie Mingjue heaved a sigh which practically shook the station. Whoever said the only emotion Klingons knew how to emote was anger clearly had never seen one of them irritated. Wei Wuxian had a lot of firsthand experience with it.
Nie Mingjue straightened and turned to the Vulcans standing alongside Wei Wuxian. "Command Lan, Lieutenant Commander Lan. Welcome to Baxia Station."
Oh.
"Are you Lieutenant Commander Lan or Commander Lan?" Wei Wuxian asked the painfully beautiful and definitely annoyed Vulcan beside him.
The question earned him a cutting glare. "Lieutenant Commander Lan Wangji."
Well, that had to count for something, right?
Lieutenant Commander Lan Wangji joins Baxia Station as Head Science Officer. Of all the things he anticipates upon accepting the commission, Wei Wuxian is not among them.
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It was never Draco’s intention to raise Sirius Black from the dead.
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- Part 1 of Deathly Hallows
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06 Apr 2025
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Really fucking good, really precise character work that transcends the flattening type-ification that permeates well, everything. Just a bunch of really perfectly rendered arguments in a really creative temporal frame. Extremely high quality
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won't you let me know you now by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2021
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“Have you ever heard of a mind meld?” Wangji keeps his voice as level as possible, as if he is not revealing foremost Vulcan secrets.
Wei Ying blinks his hazy eyes back open. “Those are real?”
“Yes,” Wangji says. “Did you think they were fake?”
“I’m going to level with you,” Wei Ying says. “I thought that was something made up for porn, like pon farr. I don’t watch that stuff, by the way, it’s really fetishizing, but Nie Huaisang is such an oversharer--”
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The Xuanwu cave, Star Trek AU edition. No background Star Trek knowledge required!
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- Part 6 of to explore strange new worlds...!
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29 Apr 2024
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Looking Like This by Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Apr 2021
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In fairness, Wei Ying has never actually had to unlock a locker room door.
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- Part 1 of figure you out
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Friends with Great Benefits by FrameofMind, Jo Lasalle (Jo_Lasalle) for Lirazel
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Apr 2023
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Ever since their encounter in the spring, it feels as if Wei Ying is around him even more often than before, tormenting him with a constant barrage of inappropriate outbursts ("Lan Zhan! Look at that mountain ridge, it's shaped like boobs!"), preposterous ideas ("Hey, Lan Zhan, what if we just turn it into a monster first? That would be way better practice, even Huaisang could take this thing…"), and impertinent questions that should by all rights be in violation of any rules anywhere (“Lan Zhan, do you think you’ll always want to live in the Cloud Recesses? What if the girl you want to marry doesn’t like all the rules?”) as though Lan Wangji has in any way invited his scrutiny.
Everything about this trip is terrible.
On the worst field trip known to the cultivation world (and Lan Wangji specifically), a bit of extracurricular study takes an unexpected turn.
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01 Apr 2024