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"This was not perfect. Spamton was not a great man, he was not sensible or responsible. He was flighty and most of what he did for money was completely illegal. Sometimes he had really bad days. Sometimes he did not make any sense. But he tried. He made you happy. He made you laugh. He wanted to make it work. You pulled him closer, rested your head on his, and wrapped your arms a little tighter."
You and Spamton have a happy enough little life. You get by, you make it work. But he's still not over his last relationship, and he might have just lost his only chance to move past it.
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- Part 2 of FrostEgg's Spamton Series
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His glasses were in color again, street lights shining through to paint his smooth white cheeks pink and yellow. You wanted to believe him so fucking bad. You wanted to think he could make it out of this; wanted to believe he wouldn't go running back to his successful ex the second he showed back up. You wanted to throw him down on the road and kiss him until his dirty chittering teeth opened up and you could taste the tar off his tongue. But you knew him better than that.
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- Part 1 of FrostEgg's Spamton Series
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You didn't remind him that days off were meant to be nice, and that most people looked forward to them. Instead, you just looked at his ass. Big and shapely with silicone padding to keep his metal hip joints or pelvic girdle ripping into anything when he sat down. Good to grab onto, to dig your fingers in. It looked amazing in his shiny black work pants. It looked good in his pajamas too, red with yellow stars on them, and you watched him reach for one of the big Tenna-sized cereal bowls he kept on the top shelf. His shirt rode up and you got a peek at one of the ports that ran along the hard plastic cabinet of his back: the 6.35mm AUX input on his lower spine. The old fashioned jack was so large it was almost slutty, and you knew the more sensitive VGA was just above it.
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Maybe you weren't dreaming of him, but he had been dreaming of you. He was always dreaming of you, had been for so long, and every time he touched you he was grasping for something that always seemed just out of his range. You haven’t been together long, and every micrometer of his body urges him to move too fast, break too quickly, scare you away. He bites his lip, he keeps himself from saying something stupid.
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A collection of short Cicero-oriented fics from prompts sourced from my tumblr @merrimentsmight. Things on tumblr don't always last forever, and so it is good to have a backup. Will update with more as they are written. Asks are open and anonymous asks are enabled if you are interested. I do accept NSFW prompts, and please specify if you want sexual content included in your ask.
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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17 Jul 2025
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You've always felt a strange energy coming from your television set - a boxy old CRT you can't afford to replace and feel oddly attached to. It's almost like it's... aware, somehow.
When you discover how to shift between the Light and Dark Worlds, you learn the truth: your beloved, dusty TV is actually Mr "Ant" Tenna - who, as it turns out, has a bit of a thing for you. With this knowledge in hand (and Tenna completely unaware that you know) you decide to have some fun. How worked up can you get him before he finally cracks?
Or: how to tease an inanimate television until its sentient Dark World counterpart finally admits he's been watching (and enjoying) the entire time.
A standalone story & part of my Tenna/Reader series.
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- Part 2 of Physical Challenges With Mr "Ant" Tenna
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06 Jul 2025
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Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.
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- Part 1 of The Shepard Code
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12 Mar 2025
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We Have Always Lived in the Apartment by labyrinthineRetribution
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
05 Jan 2025
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John looks up from his Jack and Coke in drunken curiosity.
"What's with the face, Harrowhark?" he asks, genuinely concerned.
"Contrary to popular belief," Gideon butts in, "her face just fuckin' looks like that, bitch." She tends to use "bitch" as liberally as commas when off her ass.
"You're piss drunk," you shoot back.
"And you, my good bitch, are just as contemptible as the day you clawed your way up from Hell."
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13 Dec 2024
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Cycle of the Serpent by AngelofAftermath
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
16 Jul 2025
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Surviving the dragon attack at Helgen by the skin of their teeth, three elves find themselves tossed into the midst of ancient legends, a civil war, and a hell of a lot of problems. They may all have different reasons for being in Skyrim, but if they have any hope of reaching their destinations alive, it lies in learning to trust their strange new companions... no matter what.
Updates monthly.
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29 May 2024