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    Vivian Blair is the summation of everything Sirius hates: a prefect, a pureblood, and a Slytherin. It doesn't matter that she makes a half decent Seeker, has an unnatural obsession for reading muggle books, or even that Lily thinks she's a reasonable human being. Vivian is just a bitchy Slytherin who likes to call him a blood traitor and give him detentions. Fortunately, he has an idea to get back at her for everything she's ever done to him. He should know better than to toy with fate, for the more love poems he writes to Vivian Blair, the less of a prank they become, and the more fate seems intent on getting some revenge of its own.

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    06 Aug 2024

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    “Don’t you see?!” Cassandra demands, grabbing Nestor by the shoulders and shaking him. Patroclus watches the show with mild interest. “There are cool kids and there are losers, there are jocks and rich kids and geeks and goths and stoners and everything in between, and what we’re about to enter is a swirling vortex of horror wherein they all intermix.”

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    Or, in which Patroclus pines after Achilles, Achilles pines after Patroclus, Briseis plays matchmaker, Odysseus has bad ideas, Diomedes has worse ones, Agamemnon sucks, Menelaus can't hold down a girlfriend, and the entire school goes to war.

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    02 May 2024

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    She sometimes forgot that she and Regulus were two distinct people, separate from one another. It was hard to tell where one of them ended and the other began; they bled into each. It had been seven years. Of course they had a little of the other in them. Of course it hurt when the other wasn’t there anymore. The separation could have been a day, an hour, a minute, and Grace was sure it would have hurt the same—a cleaver sailing straight through her soul, severing it into two.

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    11 Mar 2024

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    Grantaire is a bookstore clerk in his late twenties, and to everyone’s eternal disbelief, a father. It’s been years since he’s seen anyone from his former group of friends, after a falling out cleaved him from the ABC, but everything changes when Enjolras walks into his bookstore. Can they rekindle their friendship, or something more, while they both come to terms with how their lives have changed over the past decade?

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    17 Nov 2023

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    Sirius has always promised Regulus he'd never leave him alone. No matter what their mother did, or what she said, or how many curses she threw, he'd always be there for him. And Sirius keeps his promises.

    Even if 'there' isn't 12 Grimmauld Place.

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    Sirius drags his trunk to him, but Regulus just shakes his head, “This isn’t smart.”

    “Maybe it’s not,” Sirius reasons, “But it’s safer than anything you’re getting here. Come with me, Reg.”

    Regulus contemplates it a moment before he bites the bullet and grabs his trunk from Sirius.

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    25 Oct 2023