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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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Harry’s summer takes a turn for the absurd all at once. He saves his cousin from dementors, Voldemort comes to his house, and he gets married all in the span of one night. He didn’t expect any of this to happen, has no idea what he’s going to tell his friends when they finally find out, and can’t believe why Voldemort—Tom—is doing all this just because of a stupid prophecy.
Who would ever take a prophecy seriously?
Apparently, Tom Riddle.
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“Darling,” Tom poked his head out of the door and gave him a toothy smile, “You’re not thinking of running out on me already, are you? We haven’t even been married a day.”
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As Harry and Hermione race through the Forest of Dean, a snatcher fires a memory charm at Harry. The charm does not hit him, yet the snatcher believes that it did.
Upon Harry's capture, the snatcher proudly informs Voldemort that he has erased the boy's memories. Harry decides to play along, pretending he knows nothing of the war and magic. He'll bide his time until he can escape. Voldemort has always underestimated him.
Voldemort then does something completely unexpected. He informs Harry that he is his fiancé.
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Harry wants nothing more than to write his essay and pass N.E.W.T’s level potions.
Tom wants nothing more than to have amazing, mind-blowing sex with his stubborn omega.
One of them gets what they want.
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For a porn with no plot, it's wild that it still takes 2k words to get to the sex…
Sorry.
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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.