Green_Naruto38
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It’s not jealousy, because Xiao being jealous would be completely ridiculous. And it’s not hurt, because it’s not like Xiao has the right to demand anything in this player-character relationship. It’s…well… Xiao has no idea what it is. That might be his problem.
In other words:
Varesa comes out soon.
Xiao…does not know what to feel about this.
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Car Crash by Green_Naruto38
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Apr 2025
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There was nothing to hunt in Wolvendom. Which, you know, is a problem if you’re trying to feed an entire pack of wolves. Razor was sent out to see if somebody (read: the Traveler) would be able to help supply meat, but things go south quickly when something knocks into him when he’s in the waypoint.
Thrown into this new, horrible world, what will happen when people finally find out that he exists?
[On a h-h-hiatus???? (!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?) (in a rewrite way)]
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My trolls headcanons, some sad, some random by Green_Naruto38
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Sep 2024
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Xiao overhears strange things sometimes. The newest example starts with Tick-Tock and ends with link. Apparently, it has something to do with him, so sue Xiao for being curious.
If only his player would stop pausing the damn game to read these things.
[OR: Worded in more classic words,
Xiao gets called emo.
Zy0x takes full offense to that.]
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Spider-Man: Cat’s Outta the Bag (and the Home) by Green_Naruto38
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Aug 2024
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After an extremely stupid, crazy and just downright ridiculous series of events, Peter Parker finds himself…as a cat. No- wait, sorry, a KITTEN. Very important distinguishment.
Even MORE important is that this all happened to coincidentally occur in a way where neither Karen, nor by proxy, Tony Stark, could tell what had befallen the spider superhero!
And Mr. Stark just won’t take him seriously- he is a very important kitten with a very important thing to say!! He’s Peter Parker, and he’s right here!
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One day, I decided to answer a strange DM, and next thing I knew, I was in the world of Splatoon, having to complete the Octo Expansion in order to get back home. As a human in the body of an Octoling Agent 8, things suddenly get a lot more…difficult… for me, in the oddest of ways…
And hey, beating Octo Expansion is a lot harder than it looks! Oh… my god…I never even beat Inner Agent 3??? I- I barely play ranked??? I’m stuck in Overachiever Salmon Run??? Dude… ok… so maybe my odds aren’t exactly the best but- I’ll, I’ll make do!
Will she be able to face the trials that await her as Agent 8? Or will she blow her ticket to home?
Sighhhhhhh, I KNEW I never should have made a Reddit account!
[By now, as of June 23, 2024 this has undergone some INSANE editing, so if you’ve ever read this before, you’ll need to go back and read it again (trust me its much better now T^T)
Summary previously called the MC Audri.]
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Misadventures are just called Genshin accounts (Starring Zy0x and friends!!!:DDDD!!!!!:D!!!) by Green_Naruto38
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 May 2025
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The tales in which one’s cast of playable characters is…get this, completely sentient!!! And then, as you can most definitely guess cmon guys it’s really obvious just guess what hyper-specific two-word phrase comes after this you know it I swear it,
hijinks ensue.
Updates sporadically (by which I mean expect a year between each one 😍 (not clickbait…unless??)).
Zajef is in the works! Hang tight :333
EDIT: Guyyyyysss……. Heh…. (Looks up at u like cute anime boy and scratches back of head) s-scratch that!!!! Heh….!!!!! No zajef I started writing the fic 2 years ago and it’s buns I’m scrapping it- Words:
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The Adventures of Gengar and Cutiefly by Green_Naruto38
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
13 Aug 2022
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There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.
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- Part 1 of Sharingan Rising
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Bookmarked by Green_Naruto38
03 Jul 2025
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FAIRY TALES WITH NARUTO AS TGH E PROTAG!!!! HELLO????? I LOVE THISSSSSS SGXBYDWBYUDNIEK its so disjointed and mysterious and then suddenly REALLY FUNNY
“When they find Naruto, he's going to hand cuff him to something. His mind does a double-take, and he flushes at the thought that passed through his mind without him even noticing it. He isn't just going to handcuff Naruto. He's going to handcuff Naruto to a bed.”
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“Why me?” Sasuke asked. “Why choose me?”
There was a fathomless grief in Amaterasu’s primeval eyes. Her fingers brushed against his cheek, the simple touch igniting every nerve in his body.
“Because,” the goddess said softly, “you’re the only one left.”
On the edge of death and sent back in time four years, Sasuke is tasked with changing the fate of the world all by himself. But he’s not Naruto, and he doesn’t much care for his foolish ideals; he’ll stop Madara his own way—and he’ll make sure Itachi lives this time, even if it means letting the rest of Konoha burn.
But as much as he tries to pretend otherwise, Itachi isn’t the only person he still carries in his heart. And he might find turning his back on his teammates a harder task than he thought.
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In a different world, Hiruzen Sarutobi doesn't keep the promise he made. At ten years old, Sasuke Uchiha's body is found with his eyes gouged out of his head.
And Itachi's loyalty breaks.
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Bookmarked by Green_Naruto38
02 Jul 2025
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AHGGRGRHGHRHGRWHGJA WHHHWHWHWHQSQSHSHBHBDSSB IVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!???!!/???? TS AMAZING BRO
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"Wait a minute, you're not a woman!" The kidnapper gapes at Kakashi's very flat chest and the clear absence of boobs.
"Ohhh, you wanted the woman," he blinks up at them, "that would be my partner in the green."
"Impossible!" Another bandit points a wickedly curved blade at Kakashi's face. "That was the manliest man I have ever laid eyes upon!"
"Is it the eyebrows?" Kakashi manages to ask before he's knocked unconscious again.
(Where Maito Gai is born a girl, and not much actually change.)
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What difference can one man make? After Madara and Sasuke's final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi finds a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. Time travel fic.
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Bookmarked by Green_Naruto38
30 Jun 2025
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WHBWABESH QH WHERE HA RHREHAGH RAGHYHHHH