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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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“What the fuck, Malfoy?” Ron bellowed. “Stop kissing her.” He rounded on Hermione then, his face screwed up in outrage and confusion. “What did you do that for?”
Dazed, Hermione blinked at him, absently thinking he looked a bit like a gaping fish.
“Oh,” Malfoy smirked. “I do apologize. I spent the summer at our French Chateau and kissing is a customary greeting in France.” He didn’t look remotely repentant.
“I didn’t see you kissing anyone else like that,” Ron spat bitterly, still eyeing Hermione suspiciously.
“Hm?” Malfoy asked, distracted, still looking at Hermione, his knuckles brushing her cheek.
Hermione felt hot all over.
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Draco returns from a summer in France with an insatiable thirst to French kiss Hermione (especially in front of one Ron Weasley).
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The Ties That Bind Us by Sees_writes
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi (TV)
27 Sep 2025
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“Force bonds are typically only formed between individuals who are deeply connected. In this sense they can be uncommon. Children are more susceptible to making them as they are not as well versed in handling themselves in the Force, however most younglings and padawans won’t find themselves in situations to create such precarious bonds with their masters teaching them. Highly stressful situations can also be a factor, but once again most young Jedi won’t be in situations at a young age,” - excerpt from Matters of the Mind: an in Depth Exploration of the Inner Workings of the Force and the Mind by Jedi Master Aristole Yukira
When Ahsoka Tano had joined the 501st battalion, she had made an effort to keep herself at a distance from her men, she was their commanding officer after all. However she finds her self drawing closer and closer to a certain group that also finds themselves being drawn to her. Their resulting bond changes nothing, and everything. Can it change the universe?
(I cannot stress how eventual of a time travel this is)
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Pools of Sorrow, Waves of Joy by Lady_Murphyy
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels
12 Nov 2025
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Ahsoka finds herself stuck below the Sith temple on Malachor along with an injured Darth Vader. They will have to put their differences aside and work together if they want to survive.
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- Part 1 of Pools of Sorrow, Waves of Joy
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Meditations of a Jedi Master by Valasania
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
19 Nov 2025
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Tamah qa brok vaversi, ji enoah qa mikodail orhma bika.
Outside it is cold, but we are all warm together here.
-A Jedi Saying, from Dai BenduAbruptly trapped and stranded on an unpopulated planet behind enemy lines, and poised to remain stuck there for the foreseeable future, Obi-wan Kenobi has a lot of time on his hands and a single connection to the outside world to speak with. Unfortunately, it only works one way. The rest of the galaxy gains an open line to the unfiltered thoughts of one of its most famous Jedi Masters.
Or, meditations of a man sitting at rock bottom.