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“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.
Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,
“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”
Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
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03 May 2025
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In the Stars by ImaginaryCupcake
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Apr 2024
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Crowley never voluntarily talks to people he doesn’t have to, he knows what fascinates him- bores others.
Aziraphale knows how people view him; he’s someone to have a pleasant conversation with - not a romantic entanglement.
Neither are looking to learn how to trust again, but sometimes the stars have other plans.Or
Crowley is running an observatory, Aziraphale is on a school trip with his students. A meet-cute leads to anxiety that leads to a path neither of them expected to take
All fluff- pretty much no angst; unless you count pining. There’s a lot of pining.
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13 Sep 2024
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A few months prior to leaving the Dowling household, Crowley had downloaded Grindr for the sole purpose of catfishing randy morons. He was not expecting a paragraph that began with: ‘hello. I hope you don’t think this is too forward, but I couldn’t help but notice you have the most lovely nipples.’
Crowley keeps trying to meet his Grindr fuckbuddy. Aziraphale keeps showing up at all his meeting spots. This is terrible.
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28 Jun 2024
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Two chapters of the Alpha Beta Omega fraternity meet for a members-only house party. Let the games begin.
“Look,” Crowley told everyone, grinning to bring some levity to what was becoming a too-quiet room, “if the point of the game is ‘I’m so straight I’m not afraid to do gay stuff,’ there’s no way to win. I mean, think about it!” he laughed. “It makes no sense. Follow that to the logical conclusion, an’ the only actual test of straightness is to choke on a cock. ‘Cos that’s the only totally gay thing. All the rest y’can do with women. Even anal.”
“He’s right,” Aziraphale agreed. “Anything short of fellatio proves nothing. Otherwise, anyone genuinely comfortable with their masculinity” — He gave a little bob as if to indicate *yours truly* — “can simply lie back and think of England.”
“Exactly!” Crowley pointed triumphantly for emphasis. “See? He gets it."
Hastur bared his teeth in something that wasn’t quite a smile. “I smell a rat,” he said, flecks of saliva spewing from his mouth.
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MIND THE TAGS.
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28 Jun 2024
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Demon and Angel Professors by Ghostinthehouse
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2021
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They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.
Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.
Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.
Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)
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24 Feb 2024