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That's My Love by ffuPn0meL
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
17 Feb 2025
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Albus Dumbledore has been living in between two worlds since he was eleven and got into an accident involving multiple wizard boys— or perhaps even earlier, when he was eight years old and his parents thought, for the first time, that something might be off with him— but he was never accepted in either. To the wizarding world it was like he never existed. His family was far to ashamed to say the word squib, let alone mention him to anyone else. To the muggles he was just another brilliant boy, one they didn't know could brew potions as well as anyone or recite transfiguration textbooks from memory. The only person without a care in the world is his busybody neighbor, Bathilda Bagshot. When her great-nephew shows up in Godric's Hollow, Albus feels known, feels understood, for the first time. Too bad the boy hates everything Albus is.
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Gellert Grindelwald hates muggles, but doesnt know Albus Dumbledore is a squib. Good thing Albus has always been good at withholding information.
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06 Jul 2025
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Albus Dumbledore turns back time and punches himself in the face by limeta
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2018
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Albus Dumbledore becomes aware of how his actions have caused monumental catastrophe and when he gets his hands on a time-turner, finds that the only logical solution is to go back in time and punch himself in the face. It actually works.
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- Part 1 of Fixing the Timeline One Punch at a Time
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04 Jul 2025
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Defensive Magical Practice (How to defeat a Dark Wizard, by a Dark Wizard) by Driftingalongtheshore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
08 Jul 2025
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If the Ministry's response to the world's most infamous Dark Wizard being raised from the dead is complete denial, it should be no surprise that they don't even notice when the second most infamous Dark Wizard breaks out of prison.
When Gellert Grindelwald escapes prison after getting a vision of Dumbledore's death, he learns that Hogwarts is looking for yet another Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor. It seems like the perfect excuse to get close to the Headmaster so that he can protect Albus. But with Albus more suspicious than ever and the Ministry determined to get its talons into Hogwarts, how long can he hide his identity?
Meanwhile, Albus is just thankful to have found a professor so that he doesn't have to hire some Ministry puppet for the job. Harry just wants someone to assure him that his dreams don't mean he's losing his mind.
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02 Jul 2025
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Harry Potter and the Flight to Fuck Outta Here by ShadowFoxDemon27
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jun 2024
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When Harry Potter woke up after death, in the body of his younger self before his second year. He can only think one thing.
"Fuck That."
Save Britain? He already fucking did that! And what did he get? A job he was peer pressured into getting, which was a Career that did nothing to help him when he had needed them, trauma, and a ton of other bullshit.
Nuh uh. Nope. Not again. No thank you, he's going to America. Fuck you. Who cares if he's like, twelve right now. He's got the know-how to smuggle onto a flight or something.
(And he grabbed Tom Riddle's diary before he left. Maybe having a little pen pal would be nice while he's on the opposite side of the world.)
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- Part 2 of Curling the Monkey's Paw
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19 Jun 2025
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Harry Potter disappears when he is four years old and the wizarding world believes him dead. But when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry returns in a storm of lightning; a grown man raised in a world of violence, more powerful than anyone could imagine, and the worst thing of all? He doesn't care two knuts about the wizarding world.
Naturally, Voldemort is intrigued by this new and improved adversary.
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13 Jun 2025