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Plant Your Hope With Good Seeds by IngloriousHeist (Heist)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Doctor Who
09 Aug 2014
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The TARDIS is acting up again, just in time for the Tenth Doctor to meet his favorite nemesis, Alternia's Condesce.
Meanwhile, Karkat Vantas, leader of the Signlessist rebellion and ally of Heiress Feferi Peixes, has gathered his old SGRUB team to rescue one of their own from the Condesce's grip. None of them expect to see a human on board.
The Doctor doesn't expect a handful of young trolls to throw all of time's orderly wobble into mass chaos simply because they feel like it. He also doesn't expect those trolls to recognize him as human.In which being cramped together on the SRS Cantown with the Doctor allows everyone to start sorting out their shit; all of the humans have seen and adore Doctor Who; and Karkat's fragile little world gets turned upside-down.
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Every year, on his birthday, John disappears for the day.
________________________“Urgh! Karkat! I’ve already said that I’m not avoiding you guys. Sometimes a man just needs his space, y’know?”
“Once a year? Every year? For almost twenty-four hours?”
“Well, maybe, yeah!”
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Harry leaves the white limbo of King's Cross to find himself in his childhood cupboard once again. Luckily for him, it seems he's brought Ron and Hermione back with him, and with his best friends at his side he can do anything.
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Bookmarked by IngloriousHeist (Heist)
13 Aug 2024
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A process is recursive when it defines or contains itself; e.g., the Fibonacci sequence, which determines the next number as the sum of the previous two.
But not all recursive processes are mathematical. Recursion can happen in a temporal context when, for instance, the powerful magical force that is true love drags you back in time so it can create itself, endangering the fate of the Wizarding World—not to mention the very fabric of space and time—along the way.
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Bookmarked by IngloriousHeist (Heist)
10 Aug 2024
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In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
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Bookmarked by IngloriousHeist (Heist)
31 Jul 2024
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(Previously Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Got-Adopted)
Join Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Ronald Weasley & Neville Longbottom as they hash through their years at Hogwarts, facing all challenges thrown at them head-first. Also join Severus Snape, tired dad (tm) as he wrangles the six children he never asked for (but will run after anyway). Follow along for a blend of intricate friendships, sheer chaos, the occasional sweet, heart-warming moments, absolute crack, and chunkfuls of deep lore with the class of Hogwarts '98!
(Severitus, except Severus is the reluctant father of SIX CHILDREN)
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Bookmarked by IngloriousHeist (Heist)
31 Jul 2024
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Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Bookmarked by IngloriousHeist (Heist)
02 Jul 2024