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Like Apples by epkitty
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
02 Mar 2011
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Elizabeth doesn't eat apples.
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25 Jan 2025
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A dead man and a witch haggle over the price of information
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25 Jan 2025
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The hardest part about shagging an Unspeakable is that they’re not allowed to speak of anything. All Draco knows is that Harry works in Time. Harry works in Time, and while he’s out there in all of that time, it is as unforgiving to him as it is to anyone.
Somewhere along the way, Draco realizes he's been thinking in lines, when he should have been thinking in circles.
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13 Jan 2025
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Draco Malfoy tries to fix the past, but instead mucks it up some more. For Harry, it all becomes quite clear.
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13 Jan 2025
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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If Draco ever gets his hands on this Bill Murray character, he's going to kill him.
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The Groundhog Day fic no one asked for but I wrote anyway.
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07 Jan 2025
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Draco has to face the truth of who he is. The truth has long hair and slobbers.
Request: Fluff, humor, angst (but only if it's resolved with happiness at the end), happy endings. Getting-together-fics [. . .] If there's plot, that is even more exciting, [. . . ] clueless!Harry . . . dragon_charmer, there was going to be more of that plot thing in here, and also learning to be an Animagus for plot furthering purposes, but said plot sort of went crazy, and in the end I had to reduce the original outline for the story. Even though this is really, really long, it's mostly character studies! I hope it gives you something of what you wanted, anyway.
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On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.
That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.
Translation links available inside for Indonesian, Chinese, Korean, Russian, Thai, Spanish, Portuguese, and Turkish!
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07 Jan 2025
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A simple concept: If Dexter had kept up his "heroin addict" alibi, things might've gone a little differently.
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06 Jan 2025
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they kill her. they run.
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06 Jan 2025
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Off The Record by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 Feb 2019
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Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
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- Part 1 of Perfect Enough
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01 Jun 2023
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this is the life by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2021
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An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.
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Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.
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01 Jun 2023
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The last time Bilbo stepped foot in Aberdeen it was with a broken heart and a bachelor’s degree. All things considered, this time isn’t so different.
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13 Dec 2022
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This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.
The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.
Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.
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17 Sep 2022
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In which Hob has a spate of odd nightmares, a collection of strays, a student with an unusual knack, and a very weird fall semester.
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- Part 1 of King of Infinite Space
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17 Sep 2022
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After escaping Kahmunrah's hourglass, Jedediah has a problem that's worse than non-functional guns: as it turns out, sand baths exfoliate more than a hand-painted miniature cowboy can afford.
Octavius takes it upon himself to make everything better.
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28 Jul 2022
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The possibility of not recruiting Neil at all is never discussed.
It brings up a lot of questions, the protagonist thinks later that night, staring up at the ceiling. He will recruit Neil because he knows who Neil will become. It’s a stunted paradoxical little loop. How did it start?
The protagonist knows how it will end.
Unless…unless he walks away. Lying in the dark, wide awake, the protagonist is tempted.
(Can we change things, if we do it differently?)
But…
“What’s happened, happened,” the protagonist reminds himself.
Besides (selfish, selfish). He wants to see Neil again.Somewhere in between the end and the beginning, Neil and the protagonist manage to find a little time.
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22 Mar 2022
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Neil's recruited to a shadowy organisation, and takes an immediate fancy to the boss. He's always been cunning and flexible and just about crazy enough. He can keep up. He can hold his own.
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21 Mar 2022
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The Protagonist and Neil find the time for a tangle of love and heartbreak as the inevitable tides of Tenet pull them along.
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21 Mar 2022
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This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.
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11 Dec 2021