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Petey and Wade and other being punched in the face things by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
29 Sep 2019
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Following Peter and Wade through their relationship and their absolute failure to communicate literally anything important to people who are not each other. I swear, these guys need to learn to use words.
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04 Nov 2015
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Alphabet Soup for the Shotacon Soul by Des_x
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
31 Mar 2013
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Ouran was meant to be his prison for six months, only Harry's mentor doesn't play by the rules and now he's stuck in Ouran for another year. Fuck.
Bookmarked by Hetare
20 Nov 2014
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Coats and Customs 'verse by imaginary_golux
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
22 Feb 2023
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In a universe where Smaug never came to Erebor, Thorin son of Thrain marries Bilbo Baggins of the Shire for political alliance. Herein are the tales of their marriage, and what came of it.
Beta by my Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.
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18 Mar 2013
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A Minor Misunderstanding by jezebel_rising
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
04 Mar 2013
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From a prompt on the kink-meme: "Thorin's company escapes the goblin tunnels, they are chased by the wargs and they take refuge in the trees. But when Azog shows up it turns out he has no intention of killing them. He has been fantasizing about Thorin ever since the dwarf cut off his arm, and now he has every intention of proposing to the love-of-his-life in a proper orc-fashion...
So, instead of attacking Azog starts courting Thorin (much to everyone's horror), reciting orc poetry, singing morbid love songs accompanied by the howling wargs and professing his undying love for his beloved foe, combining threats and promises. Thorin is thoroughly disgusted, the older dwarves are outraged and the young ones are barely suppressing laughter, while Gandalf is disturbingly pragmatic about the whole situation. Bilbo is just scared."
The fill went slightly sideways from the prompt. Enjoy.
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12 Mar 2013
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Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by shayshomemadeluck
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Jan 2018
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Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that night... The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain, now he wasn't sure who he should fear more for: the burglar or the dragon. Turns out hobbits are dangerous creatures, especially when they get their hands on frying pans.
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- Part 1 of Frying pans... who knew, right?