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Andrew did not do crushes, ever. He’d thought that his childhood had killed the possibility of ever harboring true romantic feelings for anyone; love did not exist the way that Andrew needed it to, so he would never give it the space to grow in his life.
He felt almost sick at the irony of developing his first crush on a homeless runaway criminal that he’d met three times and who was likely to die at any moment. He would laugh if he wasn’t so afraid that he was going to destroy himself.
Based on the song You and I by Lady Gaga. Because it is about running thousands of miles, broken and bleeding, to get back to the person that you love.
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The silence stretched. Neil did not fidget. He maybe fidgeted a little.
“Staring,” he said, trying for monotone and landing somewhere around accusing.
The corner of Andrew’s mouth twitched. He glanced at Neil’s scarred hands where they gripped Neil’s scarred knees (covered by jeans, but Neil felt as though Andrew could see the scarring anyway).
“Guilty. So. Why are you here?” he asked, tone just shy of uncomfortably blunt.
Neil thought that his customer service could use some work. He was getting the sense that maybe Andrew was a bit of an asshole. Normal Neil would not have been put at ease by this fact, but Neil was unfortunately about 500 miles from Normal on a good day.
“I’m here to get a tattoo?” Neil replied snidely.
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"Intent, interviews, meetings, proper brain function, all fled from his head like people from a burning building when he laid eyes on the cashier."
The lame coffee shop AU you never knew you wanted...
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Summer was creeping up on Henrietta with a single-minded intensity, the noonday sun beginning to feel a bit like the burning eyes of Satan himself. School was a day away from ending, leaving the gang with only a year to go, and Ronan really just wanted Adam to relax.
Or, the time where Ronan gets Adam really high and discovers that he is A) An artistic stoner and B) A cuddly stoner. Basically just fluff and Mary Jane. -
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"When it boiled down to it, what finally gave it away to Adam were the little things. The moments where Ronan was so secure in his subtlety that he didn’t realize Adam might notice all these supercasual gestures were only ever extended to him. So when Ronan showed up at the door to his apartment at two in the morning, soaked to the bone from rain, Adam was unsurprised."
Ronan has a nightmare, and Adam is there for him when he falls apart.
Adam makes Ronan sleep in the same bed as him, and they wake up in a compromising position.
Oneshot.
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it's all fun and games ('til somebody falls in love) by alteradam
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
11 May 2025
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Fucking fine. Fuck. He was opening the app.
Hello, greywaren! it greeted him cheerily. He rolled his eyes. You have 1 new match(es)!
He steeled himself. Took a breath. Clicked on the notification bell.(The AU where Adam is a high-end escort and it goes exactly as you'd expect)
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Being a mafia boss means thinking on your feet.
Like when the bartender you just flirted with walks into the middle of an execution.
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24 Mar 2025
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A stillness at once awful and sublime by Wisteria_Leigh
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater, Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater
17 Feb 2025
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It’s a momentary lapse of emotional regulation, if one is generous. An absolute fucking meltdown, if one is honest.
When Adam comes back into his body, he’s lying on his bed, empty styrofoam staining his duvet with red chili oil, blank-eyed scrolling through his LinkedIn feed of job openings at Harley-Davidson for motorcycle engineers. He doesn’t want to work for Harley; he’s got brand loyalty to Honda. Also, being a mechanic again would be backsliding, and he is absolutely, most certainly, not backsliding.
No, he just needs a sabbatical. A break from reality. Something temporary. Remote. Far from Virginia.
Then he sees it: "Fire lookout."
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Neil’s just won the Hunger Games so his life should be smooth sailing from now on. It’ll be easy! All he has to do is keep his temper under control, stop antagonizing the president, survive living with his fellow Victors (despite the fact that several of them seem to want to break him), and avoid inciting a rebellion.
Too bad nothing in Neil's life has ever been easy.
Featuring a Neil who is Done with everybody’s shit, an Andrew who is feeling both personally victimised and reluctantly intrigued by the new kid’s pretty eyes and sharp tongue, and a Kevin who would really rather not be the figurehead of a revolution, thanks.
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18 Oct 2024
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Re: Order 0014 [Truce/Body] by flightspath, toyourdetriment
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
13 Nov 2024
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Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Order 0014 [Truce/Body]
Your brother’s a sweetie, which really makes me wonder what the fuck happened to you.
[Ronan and Adam meet over email.]
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08 Oct 2024