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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    He was out of time.

    Gale took a final deep breath and prayed it would be enough. The water closed over his head, and the current swept him out to sea.


    Or: Gale wears the Wavemother's Robe and has a Bad Time.

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    19 Mar 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Gale jolts, and the console slips from his fingers to land on the cushion below as his body is wracked with a shudder from head to toe.

     

    Astarion smiles innocently, teeth no longer dangerous as his husband finally turns his head to look at him properly.

     

    Gale wants to play Stardew Valley.

    Astarion wants Gale.

    They find a compromise.

    Part two in my collection for the Bloodweave Brainrot Crack Weekends, but again, I take everything way too seriously to write actual crack. Enjoy <3

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    04 Mar 2022

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    Crowley has gone somewhat paler now, his own dark-lined eyes wide and almost catlike in the low lighting, slitted pupils dilated in interest. “Do not tell me,” he breathes, “you’ve gone and had your prick pierced.”

    “Alright then, I shan’t,” Aziraphale says simply, bringing his silver spoon back up to delicately suck it clean. “You really should try this tiramisu, it’s right up your alley.”

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    05 Nov 2021