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    "Eh? Toto, did you shoot Kawasemi-kun? That's really dumb," Kamosemi teased his partner.

    "Huh? I didn't shoot him though!" Defend the Officer.

    "Really? Then why does he have a bullet hole on his jacket? It missed him but definitely his jacket. And you're holding a gun too." Kamosemi said. Officer Isshiki looks at his gun and then the very obvious hole on the bottom left of Kawasemi's suit jacket then back at the gun. Dawn of realization hits the officer as he struggles to apologize.

    "I'm so sorry Kawasemi-san! I almost hit you! Oh my god I'm so sorry I really didn't mean to do it! I'm so sorry I'm so sorry–"

    "It's alright, Officer Isshiki." Kawasemi held his hand up to stop the Officer who looks like he's close to tears while his weird friend stands on the side with a very amused smile. "At least you didn't hit me. And you saved my life as well. You have my thanks."

    His gratitude didn't seem to be taken lightly as Officer Isshiki started bawling his eyes out as soon as he said that.

     

    Aka five times someone was suspicious about Toto and one time someone found out why. The history in this is based off Moriarty the Patriot. Have fun!

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    21 Jul 2025

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    Fyodor and Nikolai get transported into an alternative universe and somehow manage to weasel their way into UA.

    Shenanigans ensue, a bad sign when you remember this is a fyolai fic. Fyodor will have to figure out a way to get back to his own world while also dealing with naive kids, overbearing heroes and the LOV( I refuse to write the full name out, it's ridiculous ).

    If you want a simplied version of this already short summary, I have one.

    "Gay, gay, homosexual gay."

    (This work is not discontinued, just takes really long for it to update, mb)

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    02 Feb 2025

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    Dazai had expected life after the Decay of Angels incident to go pretty smoothly. Sure, there were the bumps of the deal Fukuzawa had made with Mori and the Agency's tattered reputation— not to mention the nagging feeling he got whenever he thought of Fyodor— but it was nothing he wouldn't be able to handle with time and an unfortunate amount of effort.

    That was of course before he'd received a letter from European wizarding authorities. Well, he might as well make the most of this situation and knock out some of his problems in the process. Better yet, he could drag Chuuya along for the ride.

    Or: Dazai (who just so happens to be the son of a British wizard terrorist) gets into magical legal trouble. The wizarding world is not prepared.

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    25 Jan 2025

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    16 Ultimate Students wake up on an island. Two of them retain some recognition of one another.

    Hinata Hajime is a prickly, brutally honest, observant kind of guy. Komaeda Nagito is neurotic, eccentric, and somewhat delusional young man.

    And the Ultimate Hope Naegi Makoto is trying to figure out what the hell he can do from a distance.

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    25 Jul 2024

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    “I understand why you’re hung up over this,” Komaeda sighs. Politely, Izuru refrains from informing him that he certainly doesn’t. “It’s only natural, of course. Your brilliant mind won’t tolerate any less than perfection.”

    Komaeda shakes his head. “Of course, someone like me could never really be able to relate. With as feeble and insignificant as I am…”

    Another set of meaningless, boring words. They are not what Izuru wants to hear.

    It is then, with a chill that perhaps brings him more joy than it should, Izuru realizes he doesn’t know what it is he does want to hear. His eyes widen just a fraction, his next breath uneven from where it catches briefly in his throat. The uncertainty tightens in his stomach, and it makes his entire spine tingle.

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    Kamukura Izuru wasn't created to feel. Somehow, this fact does not stop him.
    4 times Kamukura feels something besides boredom, and 1 time Hinata understands what that means.

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    22 Jul 2024