I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
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bitter melodies turning your orbit around by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
21 Jun 2025
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María finds a girl in the Texas desert. The rest, as they say, is history.
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as the ring on my cold finger by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
02 Jun 2025
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"Bells?" Charlie whispers. "Dad," she whispers back, and clings to his arm so tight he must be able to feel her shaking. "Dad, I think I changed my mind."
(Halfway down the aisle at her wedding, Bella Swan stops. She thinks. And then she runs.) -
cold and tired years by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 May 2025
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Padme Amidala dies. And then she wakes up. [A time travel fix-it AU; ROTS Padme is sent back to AOTC.]
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a hero, understand? a hero by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
16 May 2025
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Piper McLean is given a choice: betray your friends (the gods) (the world) and save your father, or let him die. In one story, she tells them the truth, and they help her save him. In this one...well. He's her father. What else is she supposed to do?
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kind enough to be cruel about it by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
10 May 2025
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“Will, please,” Nico said for what felt like the hundredth time. “You don’t know Percy like I do. If he thinks we’re going to Tartarus…well, he just can’t know." [A rewrite of the pre-Tartarus conversation with Percy and Annabeth from TSATS.]
Series
- Part 1 of we are not unspectacular things
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we are not unspectacular things by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
10 May 2025
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A collection of rewritten scenes from The Sun and The Star, for moments where characterization, themes, or plots just didn't quite hit to my personal taste. In progress, because this book still has its hooks in me.
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i will never find home on the mountain by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
22 Apr 2025
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A three-part reflection on recovery, agency, and most of all, making the choice to live your own life. Nesta Archeron walks down ten thousand steps, and then keeps walking.
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temple thou hast none by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
19 Oct 2022
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A collection of my Nico di Angelo fics; loosely centered on House of Hades, and processing his experiences there. Canon...adjacent?
Title from John Keats' "Ode to Psyche"- Words:
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An afternoon in the life of Mike the Mechanic. (Dresden Files fic!)
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
07 Aug 2025
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Kepler experiences the time loop with Lovelace. Being Kepler, he does nothing and tells no one.
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
07 Aug 2025
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you'll miss me when you're home/ it's for you dear, that i sing this song by unenthusiasticcavalry
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
04 Jun 2020
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Well, this was his chance. This is what you do at funerals, right? You talk. You ‘say a few words’. You say what you never got to, or what you never would have had the balls to say to his face in the first place. The others could wait in the car for a little longer, Jacobi assured himself. He owed him this. He deserved a proper goodbye.
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
06 Aug 2025
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If you'd ask Jacobi what the most romantic word in the English language is, he'd probably say 'sir'.
And yes, that is fucked up, thank you.Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
05 Aug 2025
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“It’s part and parcel of the deal that there will be no distractions. Nothing that’s more important. Than the job.”
“Wait, is this about –”
“Yes, Mr Jacobi. It is. I chose the job, and Goddard isn’t in the habit of giving anything back once it’s theirs. There is no Warren Kepler apart from Major Warren Kepler of the SI-5.”
Jacobi swallows. “With all due respect, sir, I think that's a load of crap.”Of inappropriate relations with one’s superior officer, and the consequences thereof. And what the hell is Kepler’s deal? With everything?!
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
04 Aug 2025