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    Or: request ficlets and extras set in the universe of 3:16, wherein Dick and Damian slowly learn to be Batman and Robin.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    The knife pushes thin along Dick’s carotid artery, cupping the indent between neck and jawline—forcing him to angle his chin. The metal is warm, pulled with execution speed from under Damian’s pillow.

    “Okay,” Dick says quietly, tracking the intricacies of his own heartbeat—counting the space between breaths. “Guess I did need a shave.”

    (With faltering steps, Dick and Damian become Batman and Robin.)

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Title Stolen from When You're Good To Mama (Spotify)

     

    Fiddleford saw the face in the paper first. Then, his gaze flitted to the title. Finally, patting his pockets for everything he wanted—keys, wallet, tinkering parts—he made the trek to the familiar A-Frame cabin, now spattered with frightening signage and strange contraptions he didn't recognize. Fiddleford's hand instinctively landed on the 'weapon' stuffed into the waistband of his jeans. Absently, he hoped he wouldn't need to use it.

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    Fiddleford catches Stanley's 'death' in the paper and is subsequently roped into bringing Stanford home. Against his will. Kind of.

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    02 Jul 2025

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    “You really are hopeless… Okay, I’ll go over it one more time…”

    And, well, Zoro really couldn’t bring himself to stop the cook’s little tirade. It did irritate him a bit how little faith Sanji had in his cleaning capabilities, but, this was the longest Sanji had talked to him this week, and it was kind of nice not having every interaction between them end in violence, despite how much he enjoyed their good-natured spars. It was the first time Zoro realized that watching Sanji like this, having his complete and utter attention, was a little bit addicting.

    So no, the first time he let the cook lecture him like this was not intentional, but the same could not be said for the next couple of times it happened. Zoro swears to himself that he can stop at any time.

     

    OR, 5 times in which Zoro weaponizes his incompetence to get Sanji’s attention and the 1 time he doesn't.

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    21 Jun 2025

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    Izuku will grab heroism with bared teeth and bloody knuckles. There has never been another option.

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    22 Jun 2025