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the benefits of panicked decision making by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2025
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Remus Lupin, in a state of frenzied panic, flashes a robber his chest.
The robber takes a picture and leaves.
Sirius Black, who just wanted his change back from the cashier at the gas station, is very surprised when he lifts his shirt.
He's also kind of into it.
-a story of bad first impressions, misunderstandings, and the discovery that, apparently, the way to a man's heart is through the nipples.
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Sirius: try to sound more enthusiastic
Unknown Number: I’LL MISS YOU SOOOOO BAD. PLEASE HURRY BACK MY HEART IS ACHING WITHOUT YOU ALREADY
Unknown Number: Better?Sirius: i just blushed
Sirius: much better..Unknown Number: I didn’t mean it. Don’t flatter yourself.
Sirius: fuck You
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While on a weekend away with his friends, Sirius Black accidently texts the wrong number.
The number belonging to famous actor, Remus Lupin.
When Sirius is invited by an old school friend to attend a cast party for a TV show Remus is in, will Remus continue to keep his identity a secret?
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Word on the street is Sirius is with Remus, but nobody bothered to tell either of them. Marlene, Sirius's actual girlfriend, thank you very much, is not thrilled. As the fall term settles into their last winter at school, things happen, feelings occur, Sirius and Remus are obviously in love, and the students of Hogwarts prove hard to surprise.
Sirius switched on the ringer with his thumb and handed the phone back over. "Leave it on, okay?"
"You have a map with my exact whereabouts at your disposal, you know this, yes?"
"It can't get you to do things, though."
"You can't get me to do things."
"I can be very persuasive if you bother to read the messages."
"You'd have separation anxiety if I bothered to read the messages." Sirius boffed him on the head. "Already do." He ducked this time.
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When a certain YouTuber has it siriusly bad for an anonymous literary analysis creator, he struggles with his real life relationships, as well as those he's formed online. Will he be able to find the balance between the two? Or will he have to throw one away to maintain the other?
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Just a self-indulgent YouTuber AU/Text Fic.
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bantlers: this is the part where u go “ya wow sorry prongs thank u for saving my pathetic pining arse w a nicely timed nude”
fknserious: its starting to occur to me that maybe sending out mass nudes was not the best way to seduce moony
bantlers: yea bc you sent them to everYONE EXCEPT HIM-
Modern texting au with magic featuring puns, a betting pool, crop tops, and too many nudes, aka all the good things in life.