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    After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time.
    After all, Crowley is a consummated professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he?
    Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
    In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
    That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
    Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…

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    “You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
    The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
    “Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
    “Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.

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    27 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Aziraphale Fell was looking forward to his twenty-first birthday, when the looking glass would reveal who his soulmate would be. There was no image, however, simply blankness, and over the years, he's come to accept that perhaps he's just meant to be alone. He's done his best to avoid looking glasses, though.

    When Maggie and Nina take him to an autumn funfair, he's having fun - until he is dragged into the Hall of Mirrors.

    The being he meets there will change his life.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    After Aziraphale’s decision, Crowley chooses coffee, not death. Life goes, painfully, on, and Crowley does his best to adapt to his new lonely existence.

    It hurts. Until it suddenly doesn’t.

    Someone has opened the Book of Life and erased Aziraphale’s name.

    Old habits kick in, but how can Crowley save someone whose existence has been destroyed and forgotten?

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    25 Oct 2025

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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Aziraphale knows it's finally time to tell Crowley how he really feels. Only, finding the perfect time to confess is proving to be more difficult than he anticipated...

    Or, 5 Times Aziraphale Almost Confessed His Feelings + the 1 Time He Finally Did.

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    23 Oct 2025