Jack_R
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'What would the former Archduke Gortash be doing planting duskwood saplings in a public park?,' the former Archduke Gortash said instead. He had, in fact, just spent the past four hours planting duskwood saplings in a public park. 'Don't be ridiculous. It is merely a passing resemblance, and one I am not too fond of, given the circumstances.'
'Huh,' the man said. 'I suppose that does make sense: you poor fucker! Besides, they wouldn't let a dangerous madman like that back on the streets.'
'Yes, you would think so, wouldn't you,' Gortash said, mostly to himself.
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for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee by Jack_R
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Dec 2023
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There are different rules here, in the umbrage of the shadow-curse. Time drags on, slowly, and dead things do not stay dead.
What is a little lapse in judgement, among friends?
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us who ate and drank with him after he rose from the dead by Jack_R
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 Mar 2023
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‘Your brain,‘ Ethan enunciated, ‘is broken.‘
‘Least I have one, mould-man,’ Heisenberg replied. ‘Hey – you’re like that scarecrow, except it’s just fungus instead of straw up in your thick skull.’
At that point, Ethan would have lunged at him, were it not for the fact that they were both buried roughly a mile underground in a tiny pocket of space that did not allow him as much as touch his other shoulder, let alone engage in hand-to-hand-combat.
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and if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away by Jack_R
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Apr 2022
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‘Blackbeard said that,’ Izzy says. ‘Fucking Blackbeard told you to tell me to get you fucking pistachios.’
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and whatsoever ye do, do it heartily by Jack_R
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Jan 2021
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"After we broke up, Annatar built a fortress of evil, subjugated several races, razed my city to the ground and murdered me, started a death cult, destroyed an entire civilisation in an unsuccessful attempt to invade the home of the gods and subsequently drowned."
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compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience by Jack_R
Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Jul 2020
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Hades hires Zagreus a new tutor. All things considered, it goes surprisingly well.
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13 Nov 2020
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Unemployment was not the best thing to ever happen to Connor, but it was high on the list. The best thing to ever happen to Connor was the sight of a Corgi wearing a small cowboy hat leashed to a post in front of the liquor shop. The second best thing to ever happen to him was the emancipation of his people from slavery and the opening of negotiations for equal rights. But unemployment may come in at a solid third.
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10 May 2019
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Certain Point by esama
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Oct 2017
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In which Ben Kenobi travels back in time to a turning point in history.
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Bookmarked by Jack_R
29 May 2018
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“You need not thank me,” Emhyr said. “I have an ulterior motive.”
It annoyed Geralt to be surprised. He should’ve known from the start. “Yeah?” The words came out with a little bite. “Have another daughter you need me to track down?”
“If I wished to hire you, I would hire you,” Emhyr said. “No: I want you to come to my bed.”
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- Part 2 of Witcher works