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when bill ciphers rehabilitation in the Theraprism doesn't go as smoothly as the axolotl would have hoped, he implements project unsent, a pen-pal system where patients are allowed to contact the outside world and write moderated letters to a being of their choice. Bill with his newfound freedom, chooses Ford pines, as a last-ditch attempt to torment the pines family as much as he can before the axolotl gives up on him, but as he begins to talk to his old puppet again, he begins to remember why he chose ford as his pawn in the first place.
this fanfic is loosely based on concepts from the book "this is how you lose the time war" by Amal El-Mohtar and Max gladstone. if you like this concept and want to read an actual love story that's less working through your past feelings and more developing new ones, I highly suggest that you go check it out.
CURRENTLY THIS FANFICTION IS ONLY A CONCEPT, NOT A ONGOING WORK AND ISN'T BEING UPDATED CURRENTLY. SORRY, WRITING IS HARD
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When Ford summons Bill back into his mind after a particularly needy wet dream, the two of them decide to strike an agreement. They may be mortal enemies, but there's no reason they can't still fool around and get nasty with it. It's just sex; no strings attached.
Well… besides the one binding them physically, mentally, and emotionally, of course.
Bookmarked by Laika_InSpace
25 Oct 2025
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The Porn is the plot tag was practically MADE for can of snakes. This story jam packed with emotion and angst and gorgeous writing for what I thought was going to just be a ‘smut of the week’ fic (or every other week if we’re staying true to the upload schedule). Anyways this fic is amazing, though that’s kind of true for everything stump writes
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Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.
A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.
But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?
A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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- Part 1 of Knowing Me Knowing You
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Bookmarked by Laika_InSpace
17 Sep 2025
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My fav fic EVER, normally when I read billford fanfics I’m really excited for the betrayal, this one made me dread it. Bill is actually hilarious in this fic and his dynamic with ford is so perfect. The world building is unmatched and expands on the universe of gravity falls in so many cool ways. A perfect mix of romance, sci fi, and horror that made me cry way more than I’m willing to admit
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
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18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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Bookmarked by Laika_InSpace
25 Oct 2025
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The concept of bill and ford working together to destroy each other is so cool, and paired with the almost poetic writing style makes this such an amazing fic

